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August 10, 2021: Robot Dogs, Bagel Rankings, Billionaire Eco-Warriors, and Drinkable Curry!

Adorable!
Is that a shiv it's clutching in the first photo?
Adorable! https://t.co/wVM3MivpPJ

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 10, 2021

Suji could use a more energetic dog in the house in the house to keep her on her paw pads.  Thinking this may be the one!

https://t.co/lY4j7o83yp

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 10, 2021

Which brought to mind this recent article…

‘Greenflation’ threatens to derail climate change action https://t.co/KWutEMiwhe

— FT Commodities (@ftcommodities) August 2, 2021

In short, there are no quick and easy answers.

Yesterday, I published my my ultimate bagel rankings…

#BagelRankings
10. Onion
9. Garlic
8. Everything
7. Egg
6. Poppyseed
5. Plain
4. Cheese
3. Sesame
2. Cinnamon Raisin
1. Whole Wheat

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 8, 2021

Which received some surprising accolades…until I realized the list was backwards:

Wait! That list was backwards!
1. Onion
2. Garlic
3. Everything
4. Egg
5. Poppyseed
6. Plain
7. Cheese
8. Sesame
9. Cinnamon Raisin
10. Whole Wheat https://t.co/937RYSsNhn

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 8, 2021

MUCH better.

Today’s Yes/No…

Drinkable Canned Curry? Yes/No
Japan’s new canned curry is ready-to-drink and ready to delight the curry-loving nation https://t.co/hN10j7Xr5A via @RocketNews24En

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 10, 2021

I may do a sip of yours.

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August 9, 2021: The Dark Matter Miniseries!

Finally started work on the pitch for the Dark Matter miniseries.  I’ve spent the past week or so running through the basic story and structure, ultimately landing on a six episode arc that will cover the alien chapter originally planned for the show’s fourth season.

Set three years after the events of Episode 313, a missing player returns with the key to thwarting a massive alien invasion.  In order to defeat this formidable enemy, unlikely alliances will be forged, long-held secrets will be revealed, and the seeds of an even greater threat will be sown.

And, yes, the plan is to bring back the entire cast along with all relevant guest stars.

Meanwhile, two more projects on the horizon brings the grand development total to ten.  10!  Can’t wait to land a show so that I can finally lessen my workload.

Today’s Yes/No…

Crispy Hainanese Chicken Burger? Yes/Nohttps://t.co/IrqPM32Ipo

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 9, 2021

A little something from the Stargate vault…

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August 8, 2021: Suji Sunday!

Action shot!

Waiting for the punchline…

Our little Tootsie Roll.

Face in focus.

Suji admires the artwork – c/o @delf1982

Suji upset I was in Montreal seeing other dogs…

 

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August 7, 2021: Limoncello, Asteroids, Pseudo Mars, and Stargate!

Okay, finally got that limoncello recipe (posted Thursday) sorted out.  For some reason, Akemi is feeling particularly ambitious so we picked up some 94% proof (!) Alcool and will be going shopping for organic lemons this afternoon.  40 days soaking followed by 20 days freezing should make this batch-ready in time for my birthday.  Also, thinking of other versions we can try: orange, yuzu, maybe even sudachi?

My pitch for "Space Heist"!
NASA to explore luxury asteroid headed for our solar system worth 'quadrillions' https://t.co/uffnBmIenH

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 7, 2021

It writes itself!

Are you adventurous?  Enjoy traveling?  Have an active imagination?   Well, this may be the job for you…

If you crave the Martian life, this could be your dream job. https://t.co/61C23QKarm

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) August 7, 2021

Today’s Yes/No…

Peach Cobbler Pop-Tarts? Yes/No
Peach Cobbler Pop-Tarts are the Southern snack food we didn't know we needed https://t.co/u7fC0I09wr

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 7, 2021

A resounding MEH from me on both the pop tarts and the peach.

From the Stargate vault…

Auto Draft Auto Draft Auto Draft Auto Draft Auto Draft

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Top 10 Kpop Tracks of July, 2021

My Top 10!  Your mileage may vary…

#10. 13IVI – BM

#9. Hey Kid, Close Your Eyes – Akmu

#8. Whistle – Dreamcatcher

#7. Liars – TRPP

#6. Yellow Cab – DPRLive

#5. Tag – Reddy, Swervy

#4. Buffalo – SWJA

#3. Will You Miss Me? – Donna

#2. Because – Dreamcatcher

#1 Beam Beam – Jeon Soyeon

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August 5, 2021: Limoncello, Japanese Whiskey, and Secrets of Stock Trading!

For those of you who requested the homemade limoncello recipe (Courtesy of my sister’s friend, Frank)…

Meanwhile, today’s Yes/No…

Ramen Ice Cream Bar? Yes/No
Thanks to @lidlRini for the tip. https://t.co/D7yok67vUy

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021

I’d prefer a second glass of the limoncello.

I mean, come on…

And here I assumed they tasted like Turkish gin.
Some truly revelatory insights.
"Most Japanese whiskeys taste similar to those made in Ireland, Scotland or the United States."
$5,800 Whiskey Bottle, a Gift From Japan to Pompeo, Is Missing, U.S. Says https://t.co/5hpdfbzSMM

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 4, 2021

The article even fails to mention the bottle of Japanese whiskey that goes for six grand.  What ever happened to investigative journalism?

Guys!  Breaking News!

Breaking News: Most of the public like the idea of getting cash from others! https://t.co/k2mFVrKH1D

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021

Also, here’s an idea…

Instead of a gradual phase-out, I think we should immediately stop the use of fossil fuels and lean into more ESG-friendly alternatives like mono-wheels, wagon trains and dilithium crystals. https://t.co/k2mFVrKH1D

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021

I think I’ve discovered the secret to not losing money in the stock market: Sell your winners and take your losers to the grave.

Wow. I haven't seen a market this robust since Nigeria in 2008!
Stock Market Today: S, Nasdaq Score New Highs Ahead of Jobs Day | NASDAQ https://t.co/ctPJPi4A36 pic.twitter.com/EC4KlPNW4O

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 5, 2021

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August 4, 2021: Amazing Covers!

A few that caught my eye this week…

Avengers #47 – cover art by In-Hyuk Lee

Hellions #14 – cover art by In-Hyuk Lee

Miles Morales: Marvel Tales #1 – cover art by Sway

Silk #5 – cover art by Netease

The Immortal Hulk #49 – cover art by In-Hyuk Lee

X-Men #2 – cover art by Pepe Larraz

X-Men #2 – cover art by In-Hyuk Lee

Vampirella #22 – cover art by Marco Mastrazzo

Vengeance of Vampirella #20 – cover art by Ben Oliver

Green Lantern #5 – cover art by Juliet Nneka

Swamp Thing #6 – cover art by Francesco Mattina

Not All Robots #1 – cover art by Rahzzah

Not All Robots #1 – cover art by Mike Deodato Jr.

So, which were YOUR favorites?

 

 

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August 3, 3021: Homeward Bound!

This train ride back to Toronto is so different, it’s almost surreal.  The car is modern, the seats are comfortable, and it has internet.  I’ve been offered snacks, drinks and a choice of three meals (!).  On the other hand, the guy seated in front of me is laughing away like a serial killer in a 70’s horror movie and I’m hoping he’s actually watching something but can’t quite get a glimpse of what he’s up to.  I fear peaking up over the seat and catching him gazing at his own gleeful reflection.

One of the tastiest things I had while in Montreal was the homemade limoncello c/o my sister’s friend.  It’s a process that involves peeling the rinds of fresh lemons and then steeping them in alcohol for 40 days before straining and mixing with cream, milk, and sugar.  Delicious.  Recipe available upon request!

Speaking of delicious…

Boozy Ice Pops? Yes/No https://t.co/FcW89zcvVz

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 3, 2021

Where can I get these?

Update: The guy in front of me isn’t watching anything!  BUT he IS earring earphones, presumably listening to something funny(?).  I sure hope so!

Akemi enjoying mom’s crunchy taralli.

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August 2, 2021: Montreal in Pictures, Part 2!

Mom’s famed mussels and potatoes.  She used to do a version of this with artichokes too.  A whole to-do.

The occasionally spicy fried peppers.  You never know.  Mom always harkens back to that visit my face turned beet red eating one of these.

The crab mousse.  Another Mallozzi tradition.

Here’s the secret recipe.   Shhhhhhhhh.

Galic scapes.  We used to find these all the time at the Vancouver farmers markets.  Delicious.

Mom’s almond cake.

Sis’s birthday celebrations.  A stack o’ (ricotta, nutella, dulce de leche, pistachio, and nutella-stuffed) bombolone.

Boozing it up with Aperol and Prosecco.

 

Wings from Birdhouse, the new wing place my sister has been dying to check it out.  Flavors included Vampire Slayer, Caccio & Pepe, General Tao, Smoked Apple Habanero, and Hot & Honey IPA.

Mom making taralli to bring back to Akemi.

Out in the back.  The neighbor’s grossly unkempt yard leads me to assume he has either stopped caring or is, in fact, dead.

Kona and Ralphie.

Ivy, Andria, and Izzy.

Caramel and mom.

Fernando.

Tomorrow, I am homeward bound!

Looking forward to returning home to my wife, my dog, and those three half pieces of Brussels sprouts no doubt sitting forlorn and untouched in the back of the fridge.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) August 2, 2021

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August 1, 2021: Suji Sunday!

Defiant.

Hey, Twiggy.

Flashback Lulu and Suji

Out in the garden

Confrontational

Midsomar

Suji wishes my sister Andria a Happy Birthday!

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