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Having already experienced a brain worm, RFK Jr. swam in DC’s sewage-filled Rock Creek to see what…

Having already experienced a brain worm, RFK Jr. swam in DC’s sewage-filled Rock Creek to see what other bodily worm friends he could make.

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Published on May 13, 2025 14:29

zealotarchaeologist:
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to...

zealotarchaeologist:


i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”


it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud


That’s exactly what a bat would say.

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Published on May 13, 2025 07:44

May 12, 2025

I started this goddamn Tumblr years ago to tell funny stories about parenting, but now I have to…

I started this goddamn Tumblr years ago to tell funny stories about parenting, but now I have to fucking save America. Again.

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Published on May 12, 2025 23:10

I wonder how all of the MAGA folks with “We the people” stickers and shirts feel about Trump…

Trump, asked if he has to ‘uphold the Constitution,’ says, 'I don’t know’

I wonder how all of the MAGA folks with “We the people” stickers and shirts feel about Trump questioning whether he actually needs to uphold the U.S. Constitution…

HAHAHA! Kidding, of course. Those people will pull a hammy tying themselves in knots to explain why it’s OK for him to ignore it.

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Published on May 12, 2025 14:00

May 9, 2025

[Conclave spoiler… kinda]

[Conclave spoiler… kinda]

This new Pope says maybe we should treat immigrants better and MAGA loses their fucking minds.

I’ve never seen a more hysterical distortion of message than Christians who get mad when you suggest they act more Jesus-ish.

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Published on May 09, 2025 08:05

May 7, 2025

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential…

decemberwinter:


what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?


would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?


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Published on May 07, 2025 20:43