David Vienna's Blog, page 11
May 7, 2025
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential…
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
May 6, 2025
The band in Rock ‘n’ Roll High School was originally supposed to be Cheap Trick. Stripes was written…
The band in Rock ‘n’ Roll High School was originally supposed to be Cheap Trick. Stripes was written as a Cheech & Chong vehicle. The lead in Big was almost played by Robert De Niro. So remember, you can always be replaced.
May 5, 2025
Trump: “We’re putting a tariff on movies produced in foreign lands. We love movie. Movie is good….
Trump threatens a 100% tariff on foreign-made films, saying the movie industry in the US is dying
Trump: “We’re putting a tariff on movies produced in foreign lands. We love movie. Movie is good. But, foreign lands are bad. Like, The Matrix. That’s a bad place, the Matrix. Keanu gets inside a computer and bad things happen. Keanu. Great actor. Name sounds gang related. Might have to deport him.”
When you own a few mannequins and have to move them because you’re having your carpets cleaned, you…
When you own a few mannequins and have to move them because you’re having your carpets cleaned, you might want to leave yourself a reminder on the stairs so you don’t get a massive jump scare when taking the dogs out for their morning pee.
(Seriously, it’s like a Stephen Graham Jones book in here.)
May 2, 2025
Had a colonoscopy today. No shit.
Had a colonoscopy today. No shit.
Nate, every straight guy who ends up at a gay bar says that when shit starts to go off.
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
I dunno I was just here when it started and I liked the vibe
Nate, every straight guy who ends up at a gay bar says that when shit starts to go off.
May 1, 2025
tumblr irl meetup but we won’t say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are…
tumblr irl meetup but we won’t say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can’t ask for the blog name directly.
it’s like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.
April 29, 2025
Hey, conclave. PLEASE take Donald Trump off of our hands. You have so much in common.
Hey, conclave. PLEASE take Donald Trump off of our hands. You have so much in common.
Like, he puts gold on everything, claims anyone who asks him an unflattering question is prejudiced, and has a long history of sexual assault.
It’s a perfect match!
If the late-‘80s and early-‘90s taught us anything, it’s that white men who call themselves ICE are…
‘We’re citizens!’: Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren’t suspects
If the late-‘80s and early-‘90s taught us anything, it’s that white men who call themselves ICE are lame as fuck.
I’ve been spending a lot of time at the batting cages lately and overhearing a lot of parents…
I’ve been spending a lot of time at the batting cages lately and overhearing a lot of parents coaching their kids. The best advice I can give these parents is to just let your kid hit. Stop filling their heads with a dozen different ideas. At most, give them 1 thing to work on and then be quiet.
