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A Portrait of the Writer as an Old Man.

A Portrait of the Writer as an Old Man.

[📸 by Boone]

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Can’t wait to see the history books that show these as symbols of the resistance.

DC jurors dismissed in the trial of man charged with throwing sandwich at federal agent are deeply skeptical of the case | CNN Politics

Can’t wait to see the history books that show these as symbols of the resistance.

(Don’t forget this one, though…)

There’s a special place in Hell to put your coats. It’s the guest bedroom.

There’s a special place in Hell to put your coats. It’s the guest bedroom.

This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking…

This is the approximate amount of ibuprofen Trump will need to ease the pain of the massive spanking he got from yesterday’s election.

Your vote matters now more than ever. Seriously.

Your vote matters now more than ever. Seriously.

I’m about to shock a whole fucking generation, but the actress that played the loving activist wife…

I’m about to shock a whole fucking generation, but the actress that played the loving activist wife in Field of Dreams…

…also played the absolutely terrifying horror villain in Weapons…

Her name is Amy Madigan. Learn it.

This was my favorite sign (among countless clever signs) from today’s No Kings protest.

This was my favorite sign (among countless clever signs) from today’s No Kings protest.

By the way, MAGA people clearly need some education because whenever one of them drove by our massive fucking crowd, they’d shout something. But, because they don’t understand the Doppler effect, no one understood a word they said.

But, I guess angrily shouting something no one else understands is kinda their brand.

Instagram just suggested I follow a guy who, in high school, threatened to beat me up because he…

Instagram just suggested I follow a guy who, in high school, threatened to beat me up because he thought I was gay.

Thanks for the memories, Meta!

We were at Whole Foods with our son Boone (who’s 16) when Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”…

We were at Whole Foods with our son Boone (who’s 16) when Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” started playing over the sound system. He said, “Well, the ‘90s is officially dead.”