David Vienna's Blog, page 5

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

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This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

Yes, this is the worst timeline. All of the better timelines have been deported.

Yes, this is the worst timeline. All of the better timelines have been deported.

Today I am one year closer to the sweet cold embrace of death. 🎂

Today I am one year closer to the sweet cold embrace of death. 🎂

I make this same noise when I go down stairs, too.

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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

I make this same noise when I go down stairs, too.

I wonder… Has anyone just asked Trump if he knows he’s a dip-shit?

I wonder… Has anyone just asked Trump if he knows he’s a dip-shit?

Because, sure, he’s a malignant narcissist and every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie, but how stupid do you have to be to think people will ignore what they’re seeing and believe someone telling you the opposite?

(MAGA cultists are excused from answering that question because we all know you believe whatever drips out of that diarrhea stain’s mouth.)

Anyway, we’re all doomed! Enjoy the apocalypse, everyone!

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

Kinda wondering why all of those anti-authoritarian MAGA Trump supporters are so fucking quiet while…

Kinda wondering why all of those anti-authoritarian MAGA Trump supporters are so fucking quiet while the thing they said Democrats would do is literally being done by Trump’s administration… Oh, right! It’s because it was always about shitting on the Constitution to grab power. Because MAGA is a cult.

Oh, and for those of you, like me, fighting for your Constitutional rights…

“When everyone was warning about a slippery slope to authoritarianism under Trump, this is it.”

—John Oliver, Last Week Tonight

Our city in northern LA County showed up! This time, it was for the national No Kings protest….

Our city in northern LA County showed up! This time, it was for the national No Kings protest. (Unlike the last protest, I’m not posting pics of other attendees because, y’know, people are disappearing off of our streets.)

Meanwhile, across the country at Trump’s military parade…

*sad trombone*

Years ago, my wife was art directing a photoshoot for Macy Gray and I came by for a bit. Midway…

Years ago, my wife was art directing a photoshoot for Macy Gray and I came by for a bit. Midway through the shoot, Bobby Brown showed up to hang out. He was carrying his newborn in a BabyBjörn. “Bobby Brown with a Baby Bobby in a BabyBjörn” sent me into a giggle fit so loud, I had to leave.

I will never forgive Trump for making me root for Newsom.

I will never forgive Trump for making me root for Newsom.