David Vienna's Blog, page 4

I have been on Tumblr since 2009.

I have been on Tumblr since 2009.

I attended Tumblr’s early meet-ups.

I met and befriended some OG Tumblr staffers.

I co-hosted Tumblr’s first (and only?) bi-coastal meet-up.

I successfully lobbied for the Tumblr parenting community to be included in the site’s first directory.

I got a book deal because of a post on my Tumblr and that book became a bestseller.

My Tumblr led to friendships, jobs, speaking gigs, TV appearances, more book deals.

And yet — AND YET — this just happened…

What the hell, man?

Mother. Fucking. Boom.

Let me head you MAGA cultists off at the same old passes you like to travel:

I understand this is not proof Trump raped children.This is, however, proof Trump and Bondi lied about why they did a 180º and decided not to release the files of Epstein, a guy who supplied underage victims to rapists.I’m sure there are some people mentioned in those files that didn’t rape any children. If Trump was one of those non-rapists, there should have been no reason not to release the info. And, yeah, the Justice Department suggested holding off on releasing it because victims’ personal info is included in the files and they should be notified. OK? Why didn’t Trump and/or Bondi just say that? Hmmm. 🤔Yes, I’m sure Bill Clinton and other Democratic politicians are mentioned in those files as well. Good. They should all be exposed and punished. I don’t care if you’re a Democrat, Republican, Anarchist, Trekkie, Member of the G.I. Joe Fan Club — pedophiles need to be curb-stomped and that’s just a start.The Wall Street Journal is cold diarrhea, but Trump’s suing them and they’re not backing down. So, I find myself in a “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” situation. Weird, I know.

Also, a lot of you MAGA folks tied yourself in knots trying to justify your support of Trump when your whole bag was releasing the Epstein files. Especially damning was that Trump ran on releasing the files, then suddenly said they were a hoax crated by Obama and you believed him. That’s cult behavior, like literally.

But (and I can’t believe I’m saying this), good for you few MAGA who saw through Trump’s bullshit. I admit, it surprised me.

Anyway, prepare for some popcorn for the inevitable unhinged word-salad rants from the orange tinpot dictator.

-37, huh? That explains why he’s not giving any attention to the issue. Trump only likes things that…

-37, huh? That explains why he’s not giving any attention to the issue. Trump only likes things that are under 18.

I’m gonna start a class that teaches small business owners what to do with their hands when shooting…

I’m gonna start a class that teaches small business owners what to do with their hands when shooting a social media ad.

We’re gonna need a bigger glass.

We’re gonna need a bigger glass.

How do you feel, MAGA?

How do you feel, MAGA?

Once again, Trump goes full Victoria Ratliff.

Once again, Trump goes full Victoria Ratliff.

I don’t mean to brag, but I can confirm because this particular pig and I had a moment… once… many…

mr-gay-sex:

certified-muppet-posts:

mr-gay-sex:

mr-gay-sex:

the whole “lipstick on a pig” thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god’s cuntiest soldier

ALT

you cant do this to me

certified muppets post

DO NOT

I don’t mean to brag, but I can confirm because this particular pig and I had a moment… once… many years ago.

I had a few bands back in the ‘90s. The one I most loved and lasted the longest was Tethered Girl. I…

I had a few bands back in the ‘90s. The one I most loved and lasted the longest was Tethered Girl. I played guitar and did lead vocals, Kiki did drums and background vocals, Keith was on bass (and sometimes lead bass — yes, I said lead bass).

Look how very '90s we were…

I recently reacquired the files of a 3-song EP we recorded back then. So, I remastered the songs (mostly to cover my, um, vocal shortcomings) and uploaded them to pretty much every streaming platform. They went live today.

People, it is so '90s, Brad Pitt grew his hair out again, tied a flannel around his waist, and chugged a Zima.

I am not surprised MAGA cultists are willfully misinterpreting Superman’s legacy to fit their own…

James Gunn and ‘Superman’ Cast Laugh Off MAGA Freakout Over Hero’s Immigrant Origins

I am not surprised MAGA cultists are willfully misinterpreting Superman’s legacy to fit their own fascist narrative. After all, they did the same thing with the Bible.