Some neighbors saw two nefarious dudes hiding a video camera pointed toward our house in a hedge.

Some neighbors saw two nefarious dudes hiding a video camera pointed toward our house in a hedge.

When the cops arrived to check it out, one of them asked if I had a large social media following (because some nut may have seen my house in a post).

I replied, “I mean… on Tumblr, yeah.”

And the cop said, “That doesn’t really apply.”