In case you were the last person to wonder whether or not Elon Musk is a coward: He’s a coward.

Musk backs off from Trump feud, saying he regrets some posts that ‘went too far’

In case you were the last person to wonder whether or not Elon Musk is a coward: He’s a coward.

Just one week after lobbing insults and innuendo at Trump on social media, Musk bends the knee to the tinpot dictator. (Bending the knee also makes it much easier for Musk to wrap his thin lips around Trump’s shriveled mushroom knob).

Why? Well, Musk cares more about money than people or politics or self-worth or his own children—not a shock when it comes to billionaires. So, he rightfully called out Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” as not only flawed, but disastrous for the economy.

During their following schoolyard war of words, Trump threatened Musk’s government contracts. But, rather than realize he literally has more money than anyone on the planet and can tell Trump to get fucked, Musk backed down and now expresses regret.

I can’t believe this glass-jawed motherfucker wanted to fight Mark Zuckerberg. For fuck’s sake, Musk’s own fucking kid gave him a black eye.

Anyway, the MAGA cult can breathe a sigh of relief that their fascist daddies Tweedledee and Tweedledum aren’t fighting anymore.

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Published on June 11, 2025 10:40
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