David Vienna's Blog, page 239

I love you, Tumblr.You judge me, but it’s a quirky artsy kind of judging.

I love you, Tumblr.

You judge me, but it’s a quirky artsy kind of judging.

I would personally like to thank the inventor of headphones because they’re allowing me to...

I would personally like to thank the inventor of headphones because they’re allowing me to blast The Ramones’ “Chain Saw” at full volume while my boys sleep.

Year 5 is critical.

Year 5 is critical.

It looks like I share something with the Kardashian...

It looks like I share something with the Kardashian family… I mean, aside from our shapely buttocks.

We both have items on PopSugar Moms’ list of Must Haves for April.

My item is a book and theirs is clothing. Appropriate.

davidvienna:Bikini season is almost here, folks!And so is the...

davidvienna:

Bikini season is almost here, folks!

And so is the impending final sign of our universal mortality.

ICYMI: I created a little informational dieting graphic kinda thing.

#Repost @ericass1: So happy to see my illustrations in the...

#Repost @ericass1: So happy to see my illustrations in the @thedaddycomplex #ctfd book

We made a run to Target late last night and joined the other...

We made a run to Target late last night and joined the other busy parents—all of whom seemed to at the end of their respective date nights—and got a bunch of Easter shit. Bonus: It was all on sale!

So, the boys woke up to huge baskets of treats (actually, three—ours, plus the neighbors and the grandparents dropped off baskets) and an egg hunt that had them digging through bushes and inspecting possible hiding places like Indiana Jones.

Guys, we have so much candy, I just looked at the stash and had a diabetic seizure.

supamuthafuckinvillain:huffingtonpost:The ‘Baby Flask’ Might...

supamuthafuckinvillain:

huffingtonpost:

The ‘Baby Flask’ Might Just Be The Greatest Life Hack Of Them All

Drinking in public has never been so sweet.

Imagine looking like a loving mother or father as you kiss the top of your baby’s head, when really you’re getting tipsy on the DL. That’s the idea behind the baby flask, a project on Instructables based on an unfulfilled Kickstarter for "Cool Baby" by Simon Philion.

Find out how to make this baby flask here.

The shit white people will do smh

This also allows you to convince people you’re a space vampire like in the movie Lifeforce and are sucking the energy from a baby.

Scooter ride to the pool. #SoCalSaturday

Scooter ride to the pool. #SoCalSaturday

Just a reminder: There’s only a couple of days left to enter to...

Just a reminder: There’s only a couple of days left to enter to win one of five copies of Calm The F*ck Down via goodreads and knockknockstuff.

So, enter already.