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May 10, 2015
Just got back from a 2-mile Mother’s Day hike with these...

Just got back from a 2-mile Mother’s Day hike with these wonderful people. I loved spending time with my family, but the boys’ favorite part was when they touched a gopher snake.
May 9, 2015
Science Side of Tumblr: Please explain.

Science Side of Tumblr: Please explain.
The boys’ first at-bat and first run scored. Update your...

The boys’ first at-bat and first run scored. Update your stats, folks.
May 8, 2015
Take 50 seconds to watch this.Your life will be better for...
Take 50 seconds to watch this.
Your life will be better for it.
Trust me.
May 6, 2015
See this guy? This is McDonald’s actual, for real, not kidding...

See this guy? This is McDonald’s actual, for real, not kidding reboot of the Hamburglar.
And get this: He’s a goddamn suburban dad. Not the actor, the character. See for yourself.
Jesus Christ, people. Did the world really need this?
May 5, 2015
In our new episode, we discuss what might be more exiting than...
In our new episode, we discuss what might be more exiting than the recent Mayweather-Pacquiao battle, Elon Musk’s new battery for Tesla, and possible names for the new royal baby.
May 4, 2015
blastoffbabyboy:
lilyandbee:
mommy-to-sophia-ellise:
manicpixi...

Being Dad vs being Mom.
NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN TRUER OH MY GOD
story of my life
I want to cry at the accuracy of this.
My house - every weekend - but with only one kid.
Not to suck the fun out of this post, but if this is truly how your household is, you need to have a serious talk with your partner.
This is NOT how things go in our house. No matter what we have on our individual plates, we raise our kids and struggle with the daily (and nightly) routine together.
I understand every family dynamic differs, so if this really reflects how you and your partner have agreed to raise children, that’s one thing. But, if you’re assuming this is how it’s supposed to be, you’re wrong. It can be so much more.
May 3, 2015
Dadbod: A Fun New Way to Refer to Most Men's Body Type
Don’t worry, dads. You can stop working out.
For anyone who’s interested, late tonight I will Periscope the...

For anyone who’s interested, late tonight I will Periscope the shaving of my beard.
I’m sick of biting onto my own facial hair every time I eat a sandwich.