David Vienna's Blog, page 232
June 1, 2015
Happy anniversary, Larissa.It doesn’t seem like 12 years—and I...

Happy anniversary, Larissa.
It doesn’t seem like 12 years—and I mean that in the best way. I’m lucky to be married to my best friend, my biggest inspiration, and my favorite funny person.
I love you more than stars.
May 31, 2015
Big weekend for my book Calm The F*ck Down:It reclaimed the No....




Big weekend for my book Calm The F*ck Down:
It reclaimed the No. 1 spot in the Amazon Child Care Best Sellers list (that ranking changes hourly, but I have proof I hit the top spot!)It reappeared in the Amazon Parenting Humor Best Sellers list
It was featured on a few different “cool-hunter” sites (like this one)
I found it makes a nice drink coaster
Time to day drink!
And Father’s Day is coming up. I’m not saying you have to buy it for the dad in your life, but I’m not NOT saying it either. Get it here and/or here.
My best friend and I used to follow your blog religiously on Tumblr despite being 17/18 year old girls in high school with no interest in parenting or kids. Perhaps we were just really bored. Anyway 5 years later we stumbled upon your blog again and it's a
Ha! Awesome. And, uh, welcome back?
While it’s true I don’t need to make up conversations anymore, it turns out our real conversations are way funnier.
My best friend and I used to follow your blog religiously on Tumblr despite being 17/18 year old girls in high school with no interest in parenting or kids. Perhaps we were just really bored. Anyway 5 years later we stumbled upon your blog again and it's a
Ha! Awesome. And, uh, welcome back?
While it’s true I don’t need to make up conversations anymore, it turns out our real conversations are way funnier.
My best friend and I used to follow your blog religiously on Tumblr despite being 17/18 year old girls in high school with no interest in parenting or kids. Perhaps we were just really bored. Anyway 5 years later we stumbled upon your blog again and it's a
Ha! Awesome. And, uh, welcome back?
While it’s true I don’t need to make up conversations anymore, it turns out our real conversations are way funnier.
My best friend and I used to follow your blog religiously on Tumblr despite being 17/18 year old girls in high school with no interest in parenting or kids. Perhaps we were just really bored. Anyway 5 years later we stumbled upon your blog again and it's a
Ha! Awesome. And, uh, welcome back?
While it’s true I don’t need to make up conversations anymore, it turns out our real conversations are way funnier.
My best friend and I used to follow your blog religiously on Tumblr despite being 17/18 year old girls in high school with no interest in parenting or kids. Perhaps we were just really bored. Anyway 5 years later we stumbled upon your blog again and it's a
Ha! Awesome. And, uh, welcome back?
While it’s true I don’t need to make up conversations anymore, it turns out our real conversations are way funnier.
May 30, 2015
Though our anniversary is actually on Monday, we’re...

Though our anniversary is actually on Monday, we’re celebrating it tonight with wine and jazz, followed by the feminist manifesto “Mad Max: Fury Road.”
Twelve years, honey. I still love you more than stars… We’ll do something special at number 15.
Game day, folks. These rookies show promise.

Game day, folks. These rookies show promise.