David Vienna's Blog, page 230
June 16, 2015
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Tumblr Tuesday: Father’s DayLazy Dad (lazydad)Two dads,...

Tumblr Tuesday: Father’s Day
Lazy Dad (lazydad)
Two dads, two kids, two dogs. Too cool.Dads are the Original Hipster (dadsaretheoriginalhipster)
And today’s hipsters are tomorrow’s dads.Turning this Car Around (turningthiscararound)
A podcast with fun parenting stories and tips, like how to force your child into a legally binding contract.Poké-Dad (poke-dad)
An amazing comic about the father of an 11-year-old child who decided to run away from home and stuff animals into tiny spheres.Dad Jokes and Fake News (dadjokesandfakenews)
What does a dad drink out of when he’s blogging? A Tumblr. (Sorry. Oh god, sorry.)World’s cutest family by reimenaashelyee via lazydad
June 15, 2015
For Father’s Day: A book that teaches you to calm down, parent with humor | Raising Austin
The Austin American-Statesman not only has one of the coolest newspaper names ever, they also did an interview with me about my book. Read it NOW!
29 Kids With Their Beautifully Tattooed Parents
You might recognize No. 16 on this list.
June 14, 2015
Boone calls this his “greatest creation ever.”

Boone calls this his “greatest creation ever.”
June 13, 2015
Not only has this T-ball league jettisoned the tee in favor of...

Not only has this T-ball league jettisoned the tee in favor of underhand pitches, but Boone just hit a line drive to center that almost took the coach’s head off.
June 12, 2015
reasonsmysoniscrying:
Not to brag, but I just invented something on the fly called “double time...
Not to brag, but I just invented something on the fly called “double time out”. How’s your afternoon going?

New info proves two escaped cons had inside help, the FTC steps...
New info proves two escaped cons had inside help, the FTC steps in when a crowdfunding campaign goes wrong, and we honor Christopher Lee. (Plus, we turn a beloved droid into a villain.)
Take two minutes and watch. We’re discussing the news, people.
Today is their last day ever as kindergarteners…...

Today is their last day ever as kindergarteners… I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!
June 11, 2015
When were you proudest of your son so far?
When he learned how to multitask

Calm The F*ck Down makes a great gift for these...



Calm The F*ck Down makes a great gift for these holidays:
Father’s DayIndependence Day
Bastille Day
National Hot Dog Day
U.S. Coast Guard Day
Waffle Iron Day
Elephant Appreciation Day
National Eye Exam Month
Ramadan
Of course, you don’t need a holiday to tell the mom or dad in your life to calm the fuck down, so why wait? Get Calm The F*ck Down now at ctfdbook.com.