David Vienna's Blog, page 243
March 16, 2015
29 Secrets Dads Want Their Sons To Know About Adulthood
Consider this a heart-to-heart in a time capsule. Shot while the beer flowed at the 2015 Dad 2.0 Summit in San Francisco.
Hey, I’m on this list! So are a few other Tumblr dads.
It’s actually a super-cute post. And the last entry made me LOL for real.
March 15, 2015
I need exercise and I feel like punching stuff. Hence, this...

I need exercise and I feel like punching stuff. Hence, this purchase.
March 14, 2015
For the record, they came in dead last in the 100 because Boone...

For the record, they came in dead last in the 100 because Boone was goofing off and Wyatt slowed down to wait for him. Still, good form, eh?
…aaaaaaand Wyatt just came in first in the 400. Totally not kidding, he even stopped partway...
…aaaaaaand Wyatt just came in first in the 400. Totally not kidding, he even stopped partway through to catch his breath. Still came in first.
And Boone came in fourth.
Wyatt in his first official long jump competition. I’m not...

Wyatt in his first official long jump competition. I’m not sure, but I think he came in third behind his friend Syd and another kid who may have been using performance enhancing drugs.
March 13, 2015
This is how Boone interpreted “Get dressed for...

This is how Boone interpreted “Get dressed for school.”
Skylight Books Author Reading Series
Preview and download the podcast Skylight Books Author Reading Series on iTunes. Read episode descriptions and customer reviews.
In case any of you were holding out, my reading of Calm The F*ck Down and Q&A at skylightbooks is now available in iTunes flavor. It’s perfect listening for your commute home or when you need to lock yourself in the bathroom to hide from your screaming children.
March 12, 2015
We’re doing (another) giveaway!Enter to win one of five copies...

We’re doing (another) giveaway!
Enter to win one of five copies of my book Calm The F*ck Down.
Do it quick before Pharrell and Robin Thicke steal it.