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July 18, 2015

How do you deal with the people who hit on you or send you inappropriate things on tumblr?

I don’t know. That doesn’t happen.



If it did, though, I’d deal with it by printing out whatever they sent and framing it. I need art for my bedroom.

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Published on July 18, 2015 09:03

July 17, 2015

how2beadad:

Andy Herald seems to be enjoying himself at...



how2beadad:



Andy Herald seems to be enjoying himself at #BlogHer15. Apparently, they’ve hired him to be a “booth babe.” #hugsshouldnthurt

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Published on July 17, 2015 17:53

Who do you hate more, Boone, Dakota, or yourself?

Well, I certainly don’t hate Boone.

And the only Dakota I know is pretty rad.

So, I guess I hate yourself. 

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Published on July 17, 2015 16:40

You are not alone.



You are not alone.

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Published on July 17, 2015 16:16

How long have you been living with athletes foot?

Ever since I cut off that quarterback’s leg.

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Published on July 17, 2015 16:13

How much fatter are you now than before you had kids? And how does it feel you'll never be good looking again?

This question presumes I was ever thin or good-looking.

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Published on July 17, 2015 16:12

Why name your kids Wyatt and Boone? Were you saving Dakota for a third that never came?

Because Voltron and Robocop were trademarked.

And I can’t name my kids after a place because then their full names will sound like a travel itinerary.

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Published on July 17, 2015 13:45

Unburdened Yourself

Unburdened Yourself:

You guys know you can tell or ask me whatever the fuck you like, right?



I may reply with sarcasm, but that’s happening less and less lately. I chalk that up to age. I’m too tired to be a smartsss—it takes energy.



And when it comes to topics, I don’t judge (much).



Also, I’ve had the anon option on for about a year now and few take advantage of it. I mean I may call you out if you ask a harmless question anonymously, but I’ll still answer it.



(Oh, and if you want to be a dick, have some balls and put your name on it.)



Bring it. No topic is off-limits… Well, nuclear physics is off-limits, but only because I know nothing about it.

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Published on July 17, 2015 10:01

July 16, 2015

Wyatt wanted to make Boone a little clay figure and asked what he liked? Boone said, “I like Iron...

Wyatt wanted to make Boone a little clay figure and asked what he liked? Boone said, “I like Iron Man. And I like hamsters.”

About that:

I’m not sure how he got from one to the other
I can say with near 100% certainty Boone has never seen a hamster
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Published on July 16, 2015 21:50