David Vienna's Blog, page 224
July 18, 2015
How do you deal with the people who hit on you or send you inappropriate things on tumblr?
I don’t know. That doesn’t happen.
If it did, though, I’d deal with it by printing out whatever they sent and framing it. I need art for my bedroom.
July 17, 2015
how2beadad:
Andy Herald seems to be enjoying himself at...

Andy Herald seems to be enjoying himself at #BlogHer15. Apparently, they’ve hired him to be a “booth babe.” #hugsshouldnthurt
Who do you hate more, Boone, Dakota, or yourself?
Well, I certainly don’t hate Boone.
And the only Dakota I know is pretty rad.
So, I guess I hate yourself.
If The Bachelorette season 2 had accepted your audition tape, how would your life be different?

How long have you been living with athletes foot?
Ever since I cut off that quarterback’s leg.
How much fatter are you now than before you had kids? And how does it feel you'll never be good looking again?
This question presumes I was ever thin or good-looking.
Why name your kids Wyatt and Boone? Were you saving Dakota for a third that never came?
Because Voltron and Robocop were trademarked.
And I can’t name my kids after a place because then their full names will sound like a travel itinerary.
Unburdened Yourself
You guys know you can tell or ask me whatever the fuck you like, right?
I may reply with sarcasm, but that’s happening less and less lately. I chalk that up to age. I’m too tired to be a smartsss—it takes energy.
And when it comes to topics, I don’t judge (much).
Also, I’ve had the anon option on for about a year now and few take advantage of it. I mean I may call you out if you ask a harmless question anonymously, but I’ll still answer it.
(Oh, and if you want to be a dick, have some balls and put your name on it.)
Bring it. No topic is off-limits… Well, nuclear physics is off-limits, but only because I know nothing about it.
July 16, 2015
Wyatt wanted to make Boone a little clay figure and asked what he liked? Boone said, “I like Iron...
Wyatt wanted to make Boone a little clay figure and asked what he liked? Boone said, “I like Iron Man. And I like hamsters.”
About that:
I’m not sure how he got from one to the otherI can say with near 100% certainty Boone has never seen a hamster