David Vienna's Blog, page 225
July 14, 2015
"If I were a gorilla, I would break into a house and eat all of the French Toast."
- Boone (age 6)
July 12, 2015
Two brothers fielding like pros in the last game of the season....
Two brothers fielding like pros in the last game of the season. (I also found out the coaches call them the Dynamic Duo.)
July 11, 2015
Me. Cups. A teenage girl just schooled me.
Me. Cups. A teenage girl just schooled me.
In this all-new Discussing News With My Kids: Greece finally...
In this all-new Discussing News With My Kids: Greece finally agrees to austerity measures, Reddit CEO Ellen Pao quits after angering the online community, and a bear wanders onto the University of Colorado campus. Plus, it’s raining cash, folks!
July 10, 2015
Me and Lulu share an intimate moment.
Me and Lulu share an intimate moment.
July 9, 2015
My 3-year-old son wouldn't nap for anything this afternoon. Suddenly, I remembered your "diabolical" plan of putting your sons' toys in "mortal peril" and placed Buzz Lightyear precariously over the garbage can with the message that he could only be saved
My pleasure! Anything I can do to swell my army of evil parents.
(For those who don’t know what he’s talking about, I played the ultimate villain to great effect.)
My 3-year-old son wouldn't nap for anything this afternoon. Suddenly, I remembered your "diabolical" plan of putting your sons' toys in "mortal peril" and placed Buzz Lightyear precariously over the garbage can with the message that he could only be saved
My pleasure! Anything I can do to swell my army of evil parents.
(For those who don’t know what he’s talking about, I played the ultimate villain to great effect.)
My wife told me she and another friend of ours have been chosen to teach our boys’ first grade...
My wife told me she and another friend of ours have been chosen to teach our boys’ first grade class about “having good character” when the school year starts.
Then, she laughed hysterically for, like, seven minutes straight.
