David Vienna's Blog, page 221
August 4, 2015
If the kids were asked " Is your dad cool" What do you think they would say?
They’d say yes, but they think knock-knock jokes are funny and pull their pants up above their belly button. Their judgement of what’s cool is highly suspect.
Did your boys go through the terrible twos? If so, how did you handle it?
Yes, they did. And the awful threes and the wretched fours and the “are you shitting me?” fives.
I handled it with wine. For me, not them.
Actually, I try to be patient, stern, and levelheaded. Usually, though, I can only muster the stern part. It’s about adapting to the challenge, I guess. There’s no one answer… Well, wine is one answer.
Oh, and I forgot to reply to monmonnnnnn a day or two ago. She...
Oh, and I forgot to reply to monmonnnnnn a day or two ago. She asked what app I use to do the little videos of me blowing up my kids and stuff. It’s called Action Movie FX and it’s from J.J. Abrams Bad Robot company. It’s got some free effects and others you have to pay for.
Netflix to offer 'unlimited' maternity and paternity leave for new parents
Your move, every other company in America.
Okay, the last time I said, “Ask or tell me whatever you want!”...
Okay, the last time I said, “Ask or tell me whatever you want!” and “Nothing is off limits!” I got, like, 20 questions from one person. Oh, and I got one anonymous note telling me I was sexy. So, clearly everyone was drunk that day.
Let’s try it again, shall we?
August 2, 2015
Some apps help you deal with the challenges of parenting...
A video posted by The Daddy Complex (@thedaddycomplex) on Aug 2, 2015 at 10:33pm PDT
Some apps help you deal with the challenges of parenting efficiently.
We had some friends over. One or two of us felt the need to...
We had some friends over. One or two of us felt the need to strike a pose with Grace.
August 1, 2015
We found a park that overlooks a huge chunk of town. The boys...
We found a park that overlooks a huge chunk of town. The boys weren’t as impressed as I was.
Important distinction.
Important distinction.
The boys were very excited about their little flying robots.
The boys were very excited about their little flying robots.
