David Vienna's Blog, page 220
August 10, 2015
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Baby Girl seeing Clearly...




Baby Girl seeing Clearly For the First Time
My heart completely melted, subanallah.
The face!
August 9, 2015
The boys and I break down the new invention from Tesla—as well...

The boys and I break down the new invention from Tesla—as well as Trump’s asshattery and the end of The Daily Show as we know it—in the latest Discussing News With My Kids.
(BTW, this doubles as a reaction gif, so enjoy.)
"It’s really hard to focus on things that you don’t want to do."
- Wyatt (age 6) explaining why he wasn’t cleaning up
August 8, 2015
We spent pretty much all day at the waterpark and now...

We spent pretty much all day at the waterpark and now we’re all wiped. School starts for them next week, so we’re getting our ya-yas out.
August 7, 2015
davidvienna:
Part of my job this week involved requesting...
Part of my job this week involved requesting animation of a squirrel peeing on a computer. I repeat: I get paid to say things like, “We need a squirrel peeing on a computer.”
Donald Trump scores big at the first Republican debate, Jon...
Donald Trump scores big at the first Republican debate, Jon Stewart bids The Daily Show farewell, and Tesla invents a really creepy device. All that plus swimming cars, unexpected bears and more in an all-new Discussing News!
August 5, 2015
You remember me? Im poopy diapers. One time when i was really down you told me everyone matters in this world. It really gave me strength to go on in a very dark time of my life.
Yay! I’m glad to hear that…
I mean about the “strength” part, not the “dark time” part.
August 4, 2015
My family is moving from a tiny town to a major city. You've often mentioned going exploring with your boys. How do you decide where to explore? Do you scout ahead or simply walk out the door and follow your nose?
Both. I usually just go for walks (unless the neighborhood at night is lit by a bunch of crack and meth pipes). But, I also use the Google and search for local bloggers. You can mine their posts for fun stuff to do or, at least, the best place to buy meth.
Would it be weird if your twins dated twins when they got to the appropriate age. Possibly fraternal or maybe identical?
No. Why would that be weird?
You know what would be weird? If I grew a set of spider legs.