David Vienna's Blog, page 142
February 1, 2018
Hey, party people. My new book “Are We There Yet?” is available...
Hey, party people. My new book “Are We There Yet?” is available Feb. 16 from @knockknockstuff.
This one returns to the topic of parenting. And like my previous books, it doubles as a drink coaster.
January 31, 2018
amerikkkanpie:
karayray1:
fixin2shavemister:
booty-os-and-milk...
this video is absolutely heart melting. #SupportAndProtectBlackKids
my soul needed this this morning. kindness is everything.
NICE!
It got better.
I’m not crying…
Nice
It was already good and then it got SO MUCH BETTER!
I’m not crying, I’ve just got overwhelming joy and hope in my eye.
January 25, 2018
Though she loves them, this girl breathes the same sigh of...
Though she loves them, this girl breathes the same sigh of relief I do after the boys go to school in the morning.
January 24, 2018
America would be a lot better off if its citizens had any grasp of the concept of satire.
America would be a lot better off if its citizens had any grasp of the concept of satire.
January 22, 2018
If you need proof my sons are in fact my sons: During dinner they told me they were full then...
If you need proof my sons are in fact my sons: During dinner they told me they were full then continued to eat bread.
We had a sick kid and couldn’t make it to the Women’s March,...
We had a sick kid and couldn’t make it to the Women’s March, which we were really looking forward to. Once he’s fully recovered, he is SO grounded.
January 17, 2018
Me: That equation looks complex. You should work it out on paper, kid.Boone: It’s easier to do it in...
Me: That equation looks complex. You should work it out on paper, kid.
Boone: It’s easier to do it in my head.
Me: You’re no son of mine.
January 12, 2018
It helps that I cuss around them all the time already.
It helps that I cuss around them all the time already.
January 11, 2018
My kids asked me to stop yelling when they don’t listen.So I started cussing when they don’t...
My kids asked me to stop yelling when they don’t listen.
So I started cussing when they don’t listen.
Now they’ve asked me to stop cussing.
I told them they have three options:
YellingCussingListen the first timePick one, kids.
