David Vienna's Blog, page 138
May 17, 2018
Who among you has jettisoned Facebook? And to what platform (if any) did you transition?
Who among you has jettisoned Facebook? And to what platform (if any) did you transition?
May 16, 2018
HOLY CRAP! Look what I found! It’s the Italian translation of my...
HOLY CRAP! Look what I found! It’s the Italian translation of my book Calm The F*ck Down.
(I took three years of Italian in college and only retained enough to pronounce various types of pasta.)
May 13, 2018
Larissa is enjoying the bottomless mimosas at this swanky brunch...
Larissa is enjoying the bottomless mimosas at this swanky brunch place. Happy #MothersDay to all you awesome moms out there.
May 10, 2018
Boone got second place in the 3rd grade science fair! WAHOOOO!...
Boone got second place in the 3rd grade science fair! WAHOOOO! And his project was flooded with kids who wanted to try out the robot arm he built. Next year: A T-2000!
May 8, 2018
"Calm The F*ck Down author David Vienna is back with more great books" from The Dad Podcast
I was a guest on Justin Worsham’s The Dad Podcast again. We talked about my books Drinks For Mundane Tasks and Are We There Yet? plus a bunch of other stuff. We also drank bourbon the whole time.
"My poop looks like a trident! That’s why it felt pokey."
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Wyatt shouting from the bathroom
May 5, 2018
When your friend returns to town with her child and says, “I’ll...
When your friend returns to town with her child and says, “I’ll watch the kids. You guys go ahead and get a drink,” YOU TOTALLY DO IT!
May 2, 2018
I’m “I should make videos for my boys that are full of life lessons for them to watch after I die”...
I’m “I should make videos for my boys that are full of life lessons for them to watch after I die” years old.
April 30, 2018
Hey, party people. I’m doing a takeover of the @knockknockstuff...
Hey, party people. I’m doing a takeover of the @knockknockstuff Instagram account today. Head on over there for IG Stories of action, adventure, and laundry.
