David Vienna's Blog, page 137
June 10, 2018
The boys have their first gig today. I’m excited/nervous for...
The boys have their first gig today. I’m excited/nervous for them.
June 1, 2018
For the second time, my wife and I have been so busy with work and our kids’ end-of-year school...
For the second time, my wife and I have been so busy with work and our kids’ end-of-year school activities, we totally forgot today is our anniversary.
So, happy anniversary, Larissa. I got you…
*looks in fridge*
…some orange juice.
May 30, 2018
davidvienna:
“We should tone down the absurdity. The absurdity is real.” — my editor going over...
“We should tone down the absurdity. The absurdity is real.”— my editor going over suggested revisions to my upcoming book about politics
Editors are good.
If your husband isn’t doing their fair share of the parenting duties, it’s not a social injustice....
If your husband isn’t doing their fair share of the parenting duties, it’s not a social injustice. You just have a shitty husband.
May 28, 2018
Me: Somebody online called me a jackass.Wife: What an amateur.Me: I know. I make other jackasses...
Me: Somebody online called me a jackass.
Wife: What an amateur.
Me: I know. I make other jackasses look like Cary Grant.
Wife: Right?
May 25, 2018
The boys’ music school places them in a band with other students...
The boys’ music school places them in a band with other students and books them gigs. They’re practicing their two songs (“Don’t Worry, Baby” by the Beach Boys and “Who Made Who?” by AC/DC) for their first show next month.
May 22, 2018
I’m going dark on Facebook for a while to see if I really need it. I imagine the answer will be...
I’m going dark on Facebook for a while to see if I really need it. I imagine the answer will be similar to that of my childhood claim that I really needed a moped.
That means I’ll probably be back here on the ol’ tumblrs more and I’m giving Vero a whirl, just for shits-and-gigs.
May 20, 2018
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
He’s right behind me, isn’t he?
May 19, 2018
Guys… we finished off 1.75 liters of bourbon. Plus, a...
Guys… we finished off 1.75 liters of bourbon. Plus, a bottle of Maker’s. WE DID IT! #blessed
May 18, 2018
The wind is blowing like a motherfucker, but we got the tent up....
The wind is blowing like a motherfucker, but we got the tent up. Now, bourbon and dick jokes.
