David Vienna's Blog, page 104
October 20, 2020
October 19, 2020
Unpopular Opinion: You tumblr people oversold Hocus Pocus.
Unpopular Opinion: You tumblr people oversold Hocus Pocus.
October 18, 2020
October 17, 2020
Uh... So I was just watching Brain Child on Netflix with my kids. It's 6:30am, but I am suddenly VERY alert because I just saw you and your young dudes playing with legos. Niiiiicccceee! Love that you had the red hoodie on, too.
Yeah, that was us. I think the boys also appear in another episode later in the season for, like, a second or two.
When they shot my part, I was riffing these jokey answers and the director and camera guy kept cracking up. When we were done, the director asked, “So, are you a stand-up comic or something?”
I replied, “Nope, just a smartass.”
October 16, 2020
The Funny Pearls Short Story Competition 2020 - funny pearls
Hey, lady writers. This competition looks neat-o.
Things like this are a great way to level up your writing career. Because if you win, you’re not just a writer, you’re a competition-winning author.
The deadline to enter is Oct. 30.
October 15, 2020
you should be prosecuted for ivf. your selfishness lead to the death of many unborn children, which is evil and i can't wait for the people who pay for such a service, and those who perform it, are prosecuted and jailed
Listen, sport. There’s a lot I should be prosecuted for — frequent speeding, immature bathroom graffiti, that time in high school when I stole all of the Cokes from an unlocked vending machine — but, utilizing medical and scientific advances to have my super awesome boys ain’t one of them.
And the only thing here I can see leading to the death of anybody is your diarrhea stain of a mind, which clearly can’t comprehend the importance of things as vast as advancement of the human species nor as simple as why you shouldn’t make toast in the tub.
Don’t forget the butter, dip-shit.
October 14, 2020
If Amy Coney Barrett’s beliefs were law, my wife and I would be in prison for using IVF to have our...
If Amy Coney Barrett’s beliefs were law, my wife and I would be in prison for using IVF to have our children. So, y’know, she can go fuck right off.
October 12, 2020
October 2, 2020
barrenpodcast:
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Thanks a heap.
The Ridiculous Danger Team
News and/or Etymology Tumblr: I JUST realized something and I need confirmation.Do they call it the...
News and/or Etymology Tumblr: I JUST realized something and I need confirmation.
Do they call it the “White House press pool” because the briefing room sits over the old White House swimming pool? Is that how the term was coined?
(And, to be clear, I know what a press pool is. I want to know where the term came from.)
