David Vienna's Blog, page 105
October 1, 2020
havekidslaughmore:Got a MAGA text that Biden is basically going to ruin everything, kill puppies,...
Got a MAGA text that Biden is basically going to ruin everything, kill puppies, and kill God without my help, and to text something back if I want on the Crazy Train.
I replied Stop.
They replied if I change my mind I can text “Unstop.”
Unstop.
UN. STOP.
“What’s the opposite of stop, Eric Trump (probably)?”
“UNSTOP!”
Unstop.
September 30, 2020
Hey, freaks.My spooky as fuck podcast Barren is now featured in...
Hey, freaks.
My spooky as fuck podcast Barren is now featured in Apple Podcasts’ curated Scary Stories section… aaaaaaaaaand it’s also on Amazon Music’s Trending Fiction podcasts list.
And just in time for Halloween.
KA-BLAMO!Oh, and if you’re wondering why I’m posting this info on my parenting-type site:
The topic of family plays heavily in Barren
No one follows me on my non-parenting Tumblr (sad face)
September 25, 2020
Today is (Socially Distanced) Picture Day!The school has a whole process to keep kids cycling...
Today is (Socially Distanced) Picture Day!
The school has a whole process to keep kids cycling through literally one at a time so they can still get a yearbook photo. Impressive effort by school staff and volunteers.
And LOOK HOW HANDSOME OUR BOYS ARE!LOOOOOOOOK!!!!!
September 24, 2020
Do yourself and your kids a favor and go watch Enola Holmes now.I’m desperately hoping this becomes...
Do yourself and your kids a favor and go watch Enola Holmes now.
I’m desperately hoping this becomes a franchise.
September 23, 2020
So… uh… to borrow a word from my bestselling book: What the fuck?My book Calm The F*ck...
So… uh… to borrow a word from my bestselling book: What the fuck?
My book Calm The F*ck Down came out in 2015 (based on a post I published right here on Tumblr). This other book comes out this year. And the description of this new one sounds a lot like mine.
To be clear: There are other books that share the same (or similar) title as mine, but they’re not humorous partially-autobiographical parenting books. I don’t think this book plagiarizes mine — man, I hope it doesn’t — but, the similarities test the bounds of coincidence.
I mean, sure, everything’s derivative of something else. Hell, they pitched the idea for the movie Alien as “Jaws in space.” But, at least they changed the setting and the monster.
September 22, 2020
archaeo-geek:@chaotic-archaeologist relevant to your interests?I, uh… I’m embarrassed by how...
@chaotic-archaeologist relevant to your interests?
I, uh… I’m embarrassed by how much I laughed at this.
fadingnowimruined:
ethericphantom:can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in...
can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.
Today I got “is it even really a pandemic? I mean it’s not like there’s bodies in the streets.”
Practicing for their next show, which is virtual this time because of the rona.(Also, Boone’s...
Practicing for their next show, which is virtual this time because of the rona.
(Also, Boone’s sprouted up so much, he outgrew his ¾ guitar and now uses my old one from my college band days.)
September 15, 2020
thegodofhellfire:let’s play a game…blade runner 2049 or california 2020
let’s play a game…
blade runner 2049 or california 2020
