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August 6, 2020

If you want to create a fiction podcast, but think you don’t have the means, check this out.

Let me tell you how I occupied myself for about 10 weeks during quarantine. I spent almost every waking hour writing and producing a fiction podcast.

The original idea for the story included a bunch of characters, but because of the quarantine and the fact that I don’t have the funds to go around hiring a bunch of voice actors, I reworked the story to include just a few characters. And though I’m no actor, I filled the main role just out of necessity. See? Here I am acting and shit…

The emotion! The pathos!

Of course, that was before I learned that I should really be recording in a more soundproof place, so I moved into here…

A closet. Not even enough room to turn around. Claustrophobia, party of one.

To fill out the cast, I asked two of my old college buddies (who had their own recording equipment) and my wife. I gave them each their episode scripts and, in the case of my friends, they recorded their parts in their own home and sent me a few takes of each scene.

I don’t have a photo of any of them recording, but… uh… here’s a shot of my wife standing proudly next to a puzzle she worked really hard to complete…

Oh, and as for the microphone, we already had a nice one, but any microphone will do in a pinch. Hell, I know some people even use the mic on their earbuds to record. Sure, it’s not ideal, but it works.

Then, having almost no knowledge of how to work the software, I edited it, did sound design and mixed it. I used Pro Tools, but there are a ton of free options for recording and mixing a podcast, like Audacity. And some podcast hosting companies, like Anchor, even offer that stuff for free. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.

Anyway, my wife knew how to use Pro Tools, so she showed me the basics. And my friend Tyler does audio for a living, so whenever I got stuck on something, he would walk me through the fix. You can’t swing a stick without hitting someone who knows something about recording, especially now when every-fucking-body has a podcast. So, ask around if you don’t know the technical stuff.

I should also note I got nearly all of the sound effects from freesound.org, which is a fantastic resource for this sort of thing. It’s a pretty massive searchable library of totally free effects generated by pro and amateur users. And the site has royalty-free music options, too, but I spent about $20 at melodyloops.com for main theme music I thought perfectly captured the mood of my story.

I also used royalty-free images to generate some promotional graphics both for the series and individual episodes. Graphics like this one…

…and this one…

I used Photoshop to make them, but there are free online photo editors that have the same functionality. Pixlr is a good one.

When the audio files were ready, I looked around at where to put them. Now, there are a shit-ton of sites and services that will host your files and populate your podcast to all of the major platforms. So, see what works best for you. I used the aforementioned Anchor because it’s super easy to use and — you guessed it — free.

Then, once the whole thing was rockin’ and rollin’, I started putting the word out any way I could and a few of those efforts were successful…

Now, this post is about how to make a podcast, not how to be successful at it. But, I’ll say this about self-promotion: Just tweeting shit out doesn’t do anything. You have to research where people who might listen to your podcast go online, what lingo they use, etc. I mean, it’s basically Marketing 101, but a lot of people think posting shit on social media is magic. It’s not.

So, yeah, I tweeted stuff, but I also wrote up a press release and emailed it out to a bunch of websites and reporters. And I made a video trailer using royalty-free stock footage and free video editing software.

So, my final tally to make and publish a 6-episode immersive fiction podcast was exactly $20. (And that was for the theme music.) And I was able to do this because I didn’t let a lack of funds or lack of technical know-how stop me. And because — and this is key — I wasn’t afraid to ask for help. If not for my wife and my friends… I won’t say I wouldn’t have been able to do it, but it definitely would have sucked ass.

Okay? Now you know you can quite literally make a podcast for free. So, go do it.

And lastly, if you dig crime and/or horror fiction, maybe check out my podcast Barren. And if you like it, leave a review.

If you don’t like it, fuck off.

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Published on August 06, 2020 12:54

August 5, 2020

Both boys got new bedroom furniture this summer. And my wife got home office furniture. Guess who...

Both boys got new bedroom furniture this summer. And my wife got home office furniture. Guess who put all of these pieces together?

Me. I did.

And I’m fucking exhausted now.

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Published on August 05, 2020 23:04

August 3, 2020

Like an indie artist, writer, designer or musician? Want to support them, but short on funds? There...

Like an indie artist, writer, designer or musician? Want to support them, but short on funds? There are some fantastic free ways to help.

- Leave a review where their stuff is sold.

- Share their link on social media.

- Talk about them to others.

Support doesn’t have to be monetary.

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Published on August 03, 2020 17:39

July 31, 2020

When I originally posted this writing advice on the Tumblrs, it was full of gifs and shit. Here’s a...

When I originally posted this writing advice on the Tumblrs, it was full of gifs and shit. Here’s a concise version for you fuckers.

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July 28, 2020

I know all of y’all are like, “Damn, I hope they open up the schools soon because my kids are...

I know all of y’all are like, “Damn, I hope they open up the schools soon because my kids are getting on my nerves.”

I’m not like that, though, because I’d rather have to deal with the inconvenience of my kids occasionally annoying me than dealing with their deaths.

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Published on July 28, 2020 18:32

July 26, 2020

Alcohol and chlorine to keep the covid away.

Alcohol and chlorine to keep the covid away.

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Published on July 26, 2020 17:34

Trailer: Grandparents Accused of Satanism in Immersive Horror Podcasts BARREN - Dread Central

Trailer: Grandparents Accused of Satanism in Immersive Horror Podcasts BARREN - Dread Central:

I just realized I never posted this here, so here you go.

Dread Central did a little write up of Barren a few weeks ago. You should totes read it.

And then you should listen to Barren.

And then you should write a review of Barren.

That’s what you should do.

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Published on July 26, 2020 11:39

July 24, 2020

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