Evil Editor's Blog, page 466
March 28, 2009
Saturday Film Series
No one ever thinks Evil Editor's Shorts are special . . . until they get inside.
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March 27, 2009
New Beginning 621 (Chapter Opening)
Dear Stupid Tina, I am running away because you’re stupid. Signed, Tony. He thought back to the disgusting events of the previous night.
“Oh, Tony. You sweet little thing, you! Give your pretty sister a kiss.” She had pinched his cheek and moved in for the kill.
“Gross! Get away from me!” Tony had thrown his hands in front of his face, blocking her advance. He’d spent a lifetime trying to stay out of her way. He wished she’d get a boyfriend. One who might appreciate fat lips and horse teeth. But n
“Oh, Tony. You sweet little thing, you! Give your pretty sister a kiss.” She had pinched his cheek and moved in for the kill.
“Gross! Get away from me!” Tony had thrown his hands in front of his face, blocking her advance. He’d spent a lifetime trying to stay out of her way. He wished she’d get a boyfriend. One who might appreciate fat lips and horse teeth. But n
Cartoon 351
Caption: Lucy in the SkyYour caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar. [image error]
March 26, 2009
Book Chat
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Face-Lift 616
Guess the Plot
Rawmesh
1. When the Earth becomes unstable thanks to a virus released into Rawmesh, the virtual world housed in the global communications network , it's up to Jack Frost and his friends to save the day by reversing the north and south poles.
2. Loretta Lopez drives to Wyoming with a sleeping bag, a collection of old sci-fi movies, and her laptop computer. She's determined to finish her screenplay about monsters in the wilderness before winter or go bust. But that's exactly the vow ma
Cartoon 350
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March 25, 2009
Writing Exercise
Why should writers be the only people who get rejection slips? Everyone deserves to be recognized when they suck. Write a rejection letter you'd like to send to someone (an editor, a relative, a lawyer, waiter, mechanic, etc.).
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New Beginning 620
On a hot, Saturday afternoon in June, Jim Benson stood in his driveway, washing his car. As he was spraying off the suds, he noticed a familiar figure walking down his street, towards her house. Towards him. He tried not to look at her, to keep his attention focused on the car, but his gaze kept straying as she came closer, her lush body bouncing and swaying with each step.
Her long, honey-blonde hair danced in the summer breeze. Sunglasses covered her eyes, but the rest of her lovely features, i
Her long, honey-blonde hair danced in the summer breeze. Sunglasses covered her eyes, but the rest of her lovely features, i
Cartoon 349
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