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March 3, 2009
Cartoon 333
Caption: Mother (Re)producesYour caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
March 2, 2009
Face-Lift 609
Guess the Plot
Surviving Eden
1. Life isn't easy when you're a snake in the grass. It gets worse when you piss God off by spoiling His creation, and you realize that you only have Hell to look forward to after . . . Surviving Eden.
2. On an alternate Earth, where the apple went untouched and mankind continued naked and unashamed, would-be fashionista Carlotta Jones yearns to design the perfect apron of fig-leaves.
3. In an unspoiled part of America, Sarah moves into the home of a mysterious spinster
Cartoon 332
Caption: Anon.Your caption on the next cartoon! Link in sidebar.
March 1, 2009
Writing Exercise Results . . .
. . . are in the posts below. The task was to write a scene using the first ten 7+ letter words from a randomly chosen Face-Lift.
Ten-word Challenge 7
She trains her binoculars on his window, laughing to herself as he crosses her field of vision. His spotted jowls quiver as he pours out unintelligible pleas or protests to an invisible companion, ignoring the swaybacked pile of query letters on his desk.
A gross, unimaginative man, unable to catch the glimpse of eternal truth contained in the symbolism of her novel, craving slapstick comedy and cheap adrenaline instead of subtle psychological tension arising from the minutiae of quotidian existe
A gross, unimaginative man, unable to catch the glimpse of eternal truth contained in the symbolism of her novel, craving slapstick comedy and cheap adrenaline instead of subtle psychological tension arising from the minutiae of quotidian existe
Ten-word Challenge 6
Friday evening, end of a week in the city of angels, the fabled La La Land, where on occasion, Evil Editor endures the shallow artifice of the movie industry as he tries to sell the rights to his most promising properties. The only constant in this town of bleached white smiles and spray-on tans is the slick insincerity that seeps from every sweaty pore.
Tired of jostling for position on the sidewalks and subway where everyone is an actor whom no one directs, EE swims through the sea of Louis Vui
Tired of jostling for position on the sidewalks and subway where everyone is an actor whom no one directs, EE swims through the sea of Louis Vui
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