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Face-Lift 618

Guess the Plot
Morghan's Mahleala
1. Morghan has always bheen a loser, so she's thrilled to learnh that she's half elfh. She leaves Texas for the magicahll world of Mahleala. Butt when people and elves stahrt dropping dhead, Morghan reacts like any teenager: she ghhets annoyed.
2. For amahteur astrohnomer Morghan Morghunstein, finding a new comet was a dreahm come true. Named "Mahleala" after his childhood pet, the comet becomes a nightmare for the rhest of the world when it is found to be on a col

Cartoon 355

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Feedback Request

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New Beginning 623

The gunshot left Steve's ears ringing and heart racing. Black streaks highlighted the shredded pillow next to his head. He squinted at the gun in Jack hand.

"You nearly killed me!" Steve fumbled for his eyeglasses. Jack Coburn swatted his hand away with the pistol and motioned for him
to roll back.

"Effing Sammy lied. I caught him ready to run. The little bitch cried real tears while I blew the top of his head off," Jack's hands shook as he spoke.

"He's dead?" Steve asked. Dark red gore and dried bl

Cartoon 354

Caption: Anon.

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Face-Lift 617

Guess the Plot

Always Music

1. The magic box left by the dwarf in gratitude for a night of revelry plays the same annoying tune whenever you open it. Little does Donald know, that tune is the key to Wizard Langebert's cupboard, which must be opened before snow falls, or Princess Lovely will perish.

2. When violence breaks out on the streets, Sarah seeks refuge in a music store--and in the arms of its hunky owner, Jack. When Jack claims to be the son of Apollo, the Greek god of music, will Sarah swo

Cartoon 353

Caption: anon.

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Evil Editor Does His Part to Stimulate the Economy!

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As with volume 1, you get lots of q & a's, guaranteed to finally make you a pro, and lots of EE's comments from the Face-Lifts. There are also cartoons & other items. Click on "Evil Editor's Store

New Beginning 622

“They say dying is like this: You see everything in color for a moment, billowing vivid red and orange and black, but you can’t hear anything. Then all you see is light, and you drift away on a wind that isn’t there. Nobody misses you, notices you going, because they’re dying, too. And it only takes the tiniest bit of a second.

“That’s what it’s like when the bomb goes off.

“But it won’t be like that for me. For me, there’s a place in the mountains, up high where it’s always cool and often snowy.

Cartoon 352

Caption: Anon

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