Evil Editor's Blog, page 461

Evil Auction 2

Look at them, Evil Editor thought to himself. Frantic women bidding up the price for a night with me. Nothing turns on a woman like brains and power. Looks don’t hurt, but to create and think, make things happen, and then have the ultimate control of what goes to press and what doesn’t, makes them hot. Hot for me. Where’s the bidding now? Five thousand? They can do better than that.

There is Robin, and yes, other minions. But some are new, like that smokin’ babe with the auburn hair and t

Evil Auction 1

Paul seethed as he stood behind the side stage curtains. He only agreed to auction himself off at this charity event because of the promise that he would be its biggest star. Draped in an Armani suit, he had arrived in style, only to discover that he had been replaced.

One might expect to be overthrown for the likes of Brad Pitt or George Clooney. That could be understood and forgiven. But the one who usurped his rightful place didn’t even have a real name. He wondered what type of man required t

Saturday Film Series

If there are two movies, from now on, I'll be posting them in separate players. It makes for faster uploading and processing. Plus if one of the two is worthy of an award next year, I won't have to post the double feature.




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Guess the Plot

Strands of Silver

1. #1-8: the time Timmy ate two boxes of Cheeze-Its for dinner.
#9-71: the time Timmy cried for five hours when the power crashed his computer.
#72-298: the time Timmy claimed the living room to translate The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy into Klingon.

2. Jewel thief Moira Silverhair has planned one final heist, but she's had nothing but bad luck all her life, so why should this go any differently? The good news is, they don't throw twelve-year-old girls in the sla

Cartoon 361

Caption: Anon.

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Writing Exercise

The 2nd Annual Charity Date Auction Exercise
The results of the 1st Annual appeared April 20, 2008.
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New Beginning 626

Her hand was shaking, the quill felt alien in her hand. Something wasn’t right. She didn’t have any idea what was happening to her. Raquel’s surroundings were beginning to swirl into a dream-like haze, and she was falling. It was like she wasn’t a part of her body anymore it seemed as if she was just floating above watching herself fall to the floor and sink into unconsciousness……

She awoke later in a white room fastened to a stiff wooden chair; her hands and upper body bound with a stiff rope. S

Cartoon 360

Caption: Anon.

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Face-Lift 620

Guess the Plot

Epic Fail

1. Poison fail. Spear fail. Horsemen fail. Prayer fail. Ship sink. Prince dead. Egon no go home. Find new life. Get laid. Be happy.

2. Didn't kiss his wife, didn't brush his teeth, didn't bring his briefcase . . . But those all pale next to blind Barney Briggs trying to fly a 737 while drunk.

3. When the hero dies in chapter 2, a bunch of secondary characters are stranded in an epic fantasy with no protagonist. Can they save their world by eating mystical banana nut muffins?

Cartoon 359

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