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New Beginning 629

It’s an interesting experience, rushing headlong through the woods after dark. The trees and bushes scratch me like they’re trying to and it’s a wonder I haven’t slammed into anything solid enough to break bones.

Ugh, it’s hard to breathe, probably because of the Goliath-sized arm clamped around my waist. I didn’t ask to be carried, but the monster doesn’t care. I wonder if the ride would be more comfortable slung over its shoulder.

And honestly, all this for a rose? It was nobody’s, growing by th

Cartoon 366

Caption: anon.

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Writing Exercise

Evil Editor has chosen to use his laser vision to vaporize unworthy manuscripts. But he could just as easily have decided to become a superhero or supervillain. Write a scene in which Evil Editor's superpower is used for good or evil. 300 words max, deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.[image error]

Face-Lift 623

Guess the Plot

Harper Street

1. To Kill a Sparrow, To Kill an Albatross, and To Kill a Dodo were all flops. Sooner or later, Harper Street will just have to face it: she's a cheap imitation.

2. From where I lie, I've seen them all-dames, dolls, dicks, devils. On one end it's the sticks, the other, the docks. In between it's penthouses and parks, slums and schools, churches and chopshops. I'm more than just a slab of asphalt: I'm Harper Street, and this is my story.

3. Mandy drives her Hummer to the

Cartoon 365

Caption: D. Lemma

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New Beginning 628

Steve sat, stupid with alcohol, watching the bartender make his rounds. The bartender passed him, ignoring him. No more whisky for me, I guess, Steve thought blandly.

Steve felt a shift as someone sat down beside him.

“Oh, hello Dr. Feynman,” he said.

“Hi, Steve,” said a sad voice. “How's it going?”

“Oh, you know. Seeking new possibilities, checking out every available opportunity,” Steve answered. Then he began to cry.

“Please don't,” said Dr. Feynman. His voice was gentle. “I'm trying to work it ou

Cartoon 364

Caption: Evil Editor

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Face-Lift 622

Guess the Plot

Elemental

1.Mad scientist Mungo Murphy blasts neutrinos into Jane's ear in an effort to change her mind. The frightful result is dominated by helium, hydrogen, and lithium.

2. Being clinically insane is really tough at any age, but for Kitty Larson, who is mentally unsound and getting worse every day, it's going to be next to impossible to make it through first grade.

3. At first, she thought mercury was the answer to everything, but then she switched to cobalt. Now ace homicide detec

Cartoon 363

Caption: Anon.

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Blogiversary

Plans are underway for the 3rd anniversary of this blog (April 23). I know nothing about the plans except that they exist, and that Robin would like you to email her if she hasn't already contacted you so she can tell you how you can participate. She's at robins.blog.email@gmail.com. Last year there was a blog devoted entirely to the anniversary, which you may visit by going to the evil editor profile and choosing the correct one among my blogs.[image error]