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Cartoon 526

Caption: Whirlochre

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Writing Exercise Results

...from last week's comedy scene exercise. Having learned that Bill H.'s didn't get published, a frantic search turned it up.


[Background: end of a short piece in which a young taxi driver is sitting in front of his parents' house in his taxi debating how to tell them their Yorkie is dead.]

The problem is, Poochie-bear has--as the Monty Pythons would say--expired, ceased to be, gone to meet 'is maker. He is an ex-Yorkie. Sorry, mate.

Yeah, Officer Krumke, I'm the one what done it, kicked the mut...

EE, Marriage Counselor 1

Bailey Rumpole entered Evil Editor's Marriage Counseling, Payday Loan, Internet Poker & Novel Editing Emporium.

"Rotten woman, bad credit, desperate for cash, or unreadable novel?" said Evil Editor, before Rumpole could sit down.

"Rotten woman," said Rumpole. "I do have a trunk novel that could be a Hollywood--"

"I don't do trunk novels," said Evil Editor. He took two hand puppets from a desk drawer and put a happy face puppet on his right hand and a frowning face puppet on his left hand.

"Hi, I'...

Writing Exercise Postponed

Having received only one submission so far, and it being twenty minutes from deadline time, I've decided to postpone the writing exercise until next Sunday, and use the same prompt. It's hard enough coming up with topics, without wasting one on a holiday weekend when almost no one participates. So, you have another week to come up with a scene involving Evil Editor, Marriage Counselor.[image error]

Saturday Film Series

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Cartoon 525

Caption: Anon./Whirlochre

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New Beginning 707

She went down hard and fighting with every strength and power she possessed. Insidious tendrils of blank emptiness snaked down into her memories, wrenching, grasping. Her hands flew to the pounding at her temples. The dank, dark cell fell away beneath an onslaught of blinding pain.

She planted her mind at the bottom of her soul and stretched it forth. Then taking hold of a powerful wave of burning light, she hurled it against the assault.

The stealing loss of sensation died away as memory blaze...

Cartoon 524

Caption: Anon.

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Let Us Give Thanks

1. I'm thankful the piggy vampire things the ones with the curly tails like demon spawn demon spawn pouring outta their damn backsides and the squeeeeee the squeeeeeee like Burt Reynolds and the underpant guy and the banjo the pig the guts the whole wretched bloody scene yeah glad that's stopped glad that's stopped thank the lord thank the lord thank the lord.

2. I'm thankful Stevie Wonder never did a duet with Marilyn Manson, though as an insider, I know they dressed up weird together...

Cartoon 523

Caption: Anon.

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