Evil Editor's Blog, page 387

Cartoon 519

Caption: Faceless Minion

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Face-Lift 699

Guess the Plot

Along the Beach

1. The waves roll in bringing Gobby. The waves roll out saying, "No Returns". Gobby will become the Pied Piper of W(h)ales and lead crabs, beachcombers, and romantically inclined pets to take revenge on the Sky Reflected below. But first, a seaweed/squid-ink cooking festival.

2. The California coast is both rugged and beautiful. And when random body parts start washing ashore on beaches ranging from Ventura to Corona Del Mar, homicide detective Zack Martinez knows ...

Cartoon 518

Caption: Evil Editor

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Feedback Request

The author of the opening in New Beginning 663 has posted a revised version. It's in the comments there, awaiting your reaction.

Writing Exercise

Submit an amusing scene from your WIP or any unpublished work you've written. Especially one you'd like feedback on. 300 words max, deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.

Don't change it for the exercise. If we need to know what's going on to appreciate it, you may provide a one or two sentence set-up. If your scene is longer than 300 words, cut from the beginning or the end, but not from the middle.

If there's nothing even mildly amusing in your writings, you'll just have to start from scratch and wr...

Book Chat Schedule

Okay, we're going for Sunday, December 6, 10 AM eastern. Author will be there.

New Beginning 704

Phone call to the courthouse in Claverton…"Is this Judge August Pendragon?"

"Speaking."

"This is Father Walter Valesquez, priest of the church of St. Thelonious, Grody's Point, near Cape Canaveral in Florida. I have worked with the Little Angels of Our Lady Adoption Agency. I am afraid I have some serious news for you."

"What happened? Who are you?" now alert, upright in the chair, "Did something happen to Min? Or Daniel?"

"No, Your Honor, this is in regard to your daughter Sophia, and her parent...

Cartoon 517

Caption: Evil Editor

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Face-Lift 698

Guess the Plot

Shift

1. Lifelong Republican Darlene Rickenbocker gives up after her house gets foreclosed and stops by to volunteer for the other party on her way to the homeless shelter.

2. Albert "Shift" Druckenmiller, driving instructor since 1968, has never lost a student. Now, five months before retirement, he meets April, who thinks 'brake' means 'stop at the next Starbucks'. Three broken ribs and a psychiatric evaluation later, Druckenmiller considers the unthinkable; buying an automatic....

Cartoon 516

Caption: Roger Eschbacher

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