Writing Exercise Results

...from last week's comedy scene exercise. Having learned that Bill H.'s didn't get published, a frantic search turned it up.


[Background: end of a short piece in which a young taxi driver is sitting in front of his parents' house in his taxi debating how to tell them their Yorkie is dead.]

The problem is, Poochie-bear has--as the Monty Pythons would say--expired, ceased to be, gone to meet 'is maker. He is an ex-Yorkie. Sorry, mate.

Yeah, Officer Krumke, I'm the one what done it, kicked the mut...