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April 28, 2010

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Guess the Plot

The Eraser

1. Has Pencil Man finally met his match in The Sharpener? Or will his new girlfriend turn out to be someone who can make all his mistakes disappear?

2. A bitter story of rejection and disappointment from inside the pencil case when little Timmy starts writing in ink.

3. Jason has his heart set on an NFL career with the Pittsburgh Steelers, but when no team drafts him it looks like he'll be selling used cars. Then a professional wrestling promoter spots him and...
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Published on April 28, 2010 08:55

Feedback Requests


New query revisions are up at http://phoenixsullivan.blogspot.com/.

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Published on April 28, 2010 07:26

Cartoon 630

Caption: Angie

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Published on April 28, 2010 03:55

April 27, 2010

Minor Blog Changes

I've taken advantage of the "Pages" feature to put three things that used to be at Evil Editor's Gallimaufry over here (three things that no one comments on).

This makes it easier to navigate that site, and reduces the number of links on this site. I've also combined "Queries Waiting" and "Submit a Guess the Plot" into one list, so if you want to submit a fake plot or find out how close your query is to the top, click "Query Queue."
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Published on April 27, 2010 12:40

Book Chats

I've filled out the rest of the year with titles from "Best of the Year" lists, except for December. As people tend to be busy in December, and thus might prefer something that can be read quickly, we did a graphic novel last year and a children's book the previous year. So, do you want to revisit one of these genres, or should I just choose a novel that's fairly short?
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Published on April 27, 2010 08:32

New Beginning 747

Ah, the Druggie Class…I love these twisted, stoned, turned upside down clowns. Man. This is the easiest class ever. We just groove, they grin, their stoned faces slack and loose, the tension oozes out of me just looking at them. I sit and relaaaaax… The joint I hooted before class helps me with relaaaax. They laugh, chuckle, corn hole each other as only Thai boys can and I can feel the "just clean fun" aspect running around the room reminding me of a fresh breeze from Canada. Boys will be boy...
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Published on April 27, 2010 05:22

Cartoon 629

Caption: Anon.

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Published on April 27, 2010 04:01

April 26, 2010

Face-Lift 760


Guess the Plot

Nothing Is What It Seems

1. . . . including this book. Nestled inside the cut-out pages is a Colt .45, two seven-round magazines and a roll of hundred dollar bills. I'm Ben Darkley, literary private eye, and I know how to handle overly aggressive wannabe writers.

2. When Debbie Ryman starts work on a new account, she doesn't know her world is about to turn upside down. Turns out her client is a secret society out to conquer the world, her new husband is a CIA agent working ...
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Published on April 26, 2010 07:12

Cartoon 628

Caption: Anon.

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Published on April 26, 2010 04:09

April 25, 2010

Writing Exercise Results

...are in the posts below. The task was to write a scene in which you are eulogizing Evil Editor.
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Published on April 25, 2010 07:11

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