Jiffy Kate > Quotes

“It’s written all over that pretty face of yours.” I scowl. First of all, my face is not pretty. Second of all, I hate when people act like they know what I’m thinking… especially when they know what I’m thinking. And third, because if there’s a first and a second, there has to be a third…”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna need some work.”
― Jiffy Kate, Finding Focus

“This is so not me and I’m worried that along with blowing out my shoulder, I might’ve also grown a vagina. Glancing down my abs that are covered in a tight black T-shirt, I give my dick a nod. Still there.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“he continues. “So, what do you do at the farmer's”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“on-board”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“dandelion jelly,”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“Then don’t think of it as being too good to be true, think of it as being meant to be.”
― Jiffy Kate, Come Again

“Searching again for the handle, I grab on to it and twist. My fight-or-flight mechanism is working and I feel the need to flee the scene—a virgin trying to escape a Viking. That sounds like a historical romance book I’d find in the local library, The Virgin and the Viking.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“You know he doesn’t define you, right?” I start. “The only thing he did for you was provide life experience, which you’ve grown from and become a tougher person because of. That’s it.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“plastic knife”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“He was in all my plans … five-year, ten-year … retirement. And now, I’m left figuring out who I am without him.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“perimeters”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“If we weren’t running late already, I’d pull this truck onto a dirt road and show her just what she does to me.”
― Jiffy Kate, Fighting Fire

“Through my anger management sessions, I’ve learned I'm allowed to feel any emotion I want. It’s what I do about them that makes the difference.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“And this is a prime example of why Frankie Reeves can’t have nice things. She screws it up with all of her overthinking and overanalyzing. And then she starts speaking about herself in the third person. It’s embarrassing. Get ahold of yourself.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“When it comes to her, he’d rearrange the periodic table, if need be.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“I know when you’re going through the pain… hurt, betrayal… it’s easy to be consumed by it. You think you’ll never recover, but then one day, you wake up and realize it doesn’t cut as deep… and you move on.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“obvious Vali is a combination of the two. A perfect combination. God was definitely showing off when he made him.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“Honey $5 Jam $3 Candles $4 We operate on the honor system. It’s an old American tradition. Don’t screw it up.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“I didn’t even know a piece of me was missing until I had her for the first time.”
― Jiffy Kate, Fighting Fire

“Operation: Make Tempest Happy. Because if I don't, who will?”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“infused honeys and jams from the fruit and herbs she’s frozen during the year.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“And that’s when my tears pick up. Seeing women cry is one thing. Seeing a massive Viking drop to his knees, declare his love, and plead for his love’s hand in marriage… that’s next level and something I wish I could write about in my next column, but I won’t.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“She turns me on and makes me want to consume her like a burning blaze.”
― Jiffy Kate, Fighting Fire

“We’d also like to thank Nikki, our editor. Thank you for always approaching each new story with an insightful eye. You teach us things along the way, and we’d like to think we’re better writers because of you. Here’s to a dozen more books! For these Smartypants Romance (SPR) books we’ve found a couple new people to add to our arsenal of amazingness. Heather, our alpha reader. Thank you for your wonderfully insightful feedback. Janice, you’re a proofreading wizard! Thank you for polishing our manuscript and making it shine.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“Everyone in life has the possibility of hurting you. If you allow yourself to love and be loved, you risk being hurt. That’s just how it is. It’s the risk you take when you give your heart away. But if we never give it away, we never have the chance to find true happiness.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“Sometimes the second chance is better than the first time ever dreamed of being.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“Did I just think about buying a goat to get a girl?”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“You’re going to the farmer's market?” He says it like I just told him I’m going to Timbuktu.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“Who?” I ask, playing dumb. She laughs. “You’re the smartest girl I know, Frankie Reeves, but that heart of yours has a lot of catching up to do.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake