Beef Cake Quotes

“When it comes to her, he’d rearrange the periodic table, if need be.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“We’d also like to thank Nikki, our editor. Thank you for always approaching each new story with an insightful eye. You teach us things along the way, and we’d like to think we’re better writers because of you. Here’s to a dozen more books! For these Smartypants Romance (SPR) books we’ve found a couple new people to add to our arsenal of amazingness. Heather, our alpha reader. Thank you for your wonderfully insightful feedback. Janice, you’re a proofreading wizard! Thank you for polishing our manuscript and making it shine.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“dandelion jelly,”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“Who?” I ask, playing dumb. She laughs. “You’re the smartest girl I know, Frankie Reeves, but that heart of yours has a lot of catching up to do.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“Honey $5 Jam $3 Candles $4 We operate on the honor system. It’s an old American tradition. Don’t screw it up.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“infused honeys and jams from the fruit and herbs she’s frozen during the year.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“on-board”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“You’re going to the farmer's market?” He says it like I just told him I’m going to Timbuktu.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“plastic knife”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“he continues. “So, what do you do at the farmer's”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“And this is a prime example of why Frankie Reeves can’t have nice things. She screws it up with all of her overthinking and overanalyzing. And then she starts speaking about herself in the third person. It’s embarrassing. Get ahold of yourself.”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake

“perimeters”
― Jiffy Kate, Beef Cake