Stud Muffin Quotes

“It’s written all over that pretty face of yours.” I scowl. First of all, my face is not pretty. Second of all, I hate when people act like they know what I’m thinking… especially when they know what I’m thinking. And third, because if there’s a first and a second, there has to be a third…”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“This is so not me and I’m worried that along with blowing out my shoulder, I might’ve also grown a vagina. Glancing down my abs that are covered in a tight black T-shirt, I give my dick a nod. Still there.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“I know when you’re going through the pain… hurt, betrayal… it’s easy to be consumed by it. You think you’ll never recover, but then one day, you wake up and realize it doesn’t cut as deep… and you move on.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“You know he doesn’t define you, right?” I start. “The only thing he did for you was provide life experience, which you’ve grown from and become a tougher person because of. That’s it.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“Operation: Make Tempest Happy. Because if I don't, who will?”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“He was in all my plans … five-year, ten-year … retirement. And now, I’m left figuring out who I am without him.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“Everyone in life has the possibility of hurting you. If you allow yourself to love and be loved, you risk being hurt. That’s just how it is. It’s the risk you take when you give your heart away. But if we never give it away, we never have the chance to find true happiness.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin

“Through my anger management sessions, I’ve learned I'm allowed to feel any emotion I want. It’s what I do about them that makes the difference.”
― Jiffy Kate, Stud Muffin