Eye Candy Quotes

“Sometimes the second chance is better than the first time ever dreamed of being.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“And that’s when my tears pick up. Seeing women cry is one thing. Seeing a massive Viking drop to his knees, declare his love, and plead for his love’s hand in marriage… that’s next level and something I wish I could write about in my next column, but I won’t.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“obvious Vali is a combination of the two. A perfect combination. God was definitely showing off when he made him.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“Did I just think about buying a goat to get a girl?”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy

“Searching again for the handle, I grab on to it and twist. My fight-or-flight mechanism is working and I feel the need to flee the scene—a virgin trying to escape a Viking. That sounds like a historical romance book I’d find in the local library, The Virgin and the Viking.”
― Jiffy Kate, Eye Candy