Unprotected Treks Quotes

“To say I was in a bad way would be like saying Hitler was a slight inconvenience to the Jewish race.”
― Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“I just slumped over, staring at my splooge drooling down the inside of the bowl—it was a pretty accurate representation of my life.”
― Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Travel insurance is the abortion of the travelling world: it’s inconvenient, it’s expensive, and it’s spitting in the face of God’s divine plan for us.”
― Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Tickle me bum and call me Sandra”
― Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel

“Everything I touched seemed to be cursed—the next person who came in contact with that sunbed probably contracted HIV and died of a stubbed toe.”
― Bing Fraser, Unprotected Treks: The Politically Incorrect Blueprint for World Travel