L'Italia in breve. Quotes

“Repetita iuvant. Italy, a land of great saints, poets, sailors, artists, statesmen, businessmen, lawyers, intellectuals, professors, journalists, whores, gangsters, religious parasites and dickheads.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“A part of northern Italy called Val Camonica contains about 350,000 petroglyphs that were created nearly 10,000 years ago. Brescia is a famous town at 75 km from there, it is very popular for Beretta arms industry, the oldest in the world, the Garda
Lake and also because Carl William Brown was born there.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“In Italy there are about 60 million people and we know how
high is the percentage of morons on national soil. However, in
China there are about 1.4 billion people and in India almost 1.3
billion. Therefore I wonder then, if more or less all the world is
a small village, with how many morons should we have to come
to terms on the territory of this stupid planet. It's the same the
world over, or the world is the same wherever you go!”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“L'Italia è una Repubblica fondata su 60 milioni di italiani presi quotidianamente per il culo.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“So I am perfectly free to buy any goods that are legally sold throughout Europe, provided that they can be delivered, even though they are not legal in Italy, even because in Italy only stupidity is legal.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“L'unico modo per un cervello per non fuggire dall'Italia è quello di studiare la sua stupidità; per questa ricerca la materia prima ed i mezzi non mancano di certo.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“In Italy we have not a Common law legal system, we have a stupid one instead!”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.

“Non capisco come in Italia venga proibita la vendita di droga e armi e si lasci invece la libertà agli autogrill di spacciare la loro schifosissima pizza.”
― Carl William Brown, L'Italia in breve.