Atheist Guide Quotes

“Americans don't know enough about Nazi Germany to know what Hitler did before the Holocaust.

If they knew what Hitler did before the Holocaust, they'd realize that Trump is following Hitler's playbook step by step.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Fascism is eliminationism.

"Make America great again" means "Eliminate all Democrats.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“If "God's wrath" is the only thing keeping you from doing evil, you're evil.

Good people don't need to be threatened to be good.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Some people have a hole that only God can fill.

Atheists don't have that hole. We're perfectly fine without imaginary friends.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Religion is tyranny.

Freedom is wasted on religious people who think their only purpose in life is to worship a Lord and obey their master's command.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.

Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.

And every day there will be more school shootings.

Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Christianity is explicitly anti-democratic. God is a dictator. Either you do what he says, or you burn.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“MAGA Evangelicals are pro-slavery. That's why they hate it when "woke" people talk bad about slavery.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“OBEY OBEY OBEY!

Religion is the opposite of freedom. The Bible is a slave manual.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“What's the meaning of life?

I'm an Epicurean hedonist. The meaning of life is to enjoy life.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“God is an imaginary friend who tells you what to do.

Also known as mental illness.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“I stand with Newsom against Trump! Do you?

It's time to stand up for democracy, or we become victims of tyranny.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Fascists use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Good people do good things.

Bad people do bad things.

Religion brainwashes dumb people to do bad things.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Whenever a passive-aggressive Bible thumper says "I'll pray for you" I reply "Thanks, I'll sacrifice a chicken for you.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“If Jesus came back today, MAGA "Christians" would crucify him again.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“How do we atheists know God isn't real?

The same way you Christians know Harry Potter isn't real.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Remember kindness?

Why are you MAGA "Christians" such selfish, spiteful, hateful assholes?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Trump's tacky fake gold trim makes the White House look like a whorehouse.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Denazify America: impeach Trump and deport Elon.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“Southern Baptists were pro-slavery during the Civil War.

Today they're called Evangelicals, and they're still racist as fuck.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Jimmy Kimmel.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell

“According to the Bible, Eve was the first trans woman.

She transitioned from a male rib to a female.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Atheist Guide: Atheism in a Nutshell