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“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle his thumbs and watch, while his daughter gets raped?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Right now we live in an age of extreme Political Correctness. It has gone way too far. I hope it's just a phase. Political Correctness is now just a fancy word for censorship. It's no longer about protecting the weak. It has become an excuse to persecute others, because persecuting people is fun. Don't you dare say or think the wrong thing, or a Twitter mob of angry villagers will come after you with digital torches and metaphorical pitchforks.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME! I shame you for being a bad person. That means I'm a good person! Look at how really really offended I am! That means I'm a really really good person!”

According to the bible, Jesus said "let he who is without sin throw the first rock." But a lot of people seem to think he said: "If you throw rocks at someone else, it proves that you're without sin.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
“The strangest thing about fascism in America today is that American facists are so dumb, they don't even know they're fascists. They don't even know what the word fascism means.

They vaguely know that it had something to do with Hitler and the Nazis, but that's it. They have no idea that the first words of the Nazi anthem were "Germany above all else" which was their version of "America first." And the way Nazis demonized jews was no different than the way American fascists demonize liberals. Hitler promised to "make Germany great again." And Hitler denounced the newspapers, which exposed him for what he really was, as "Lügenpresse," which is German for "fake news."

If the German Nazi party still existed today, they would look exactly like the Republican party under Trump. Hitler's rallies looked no different than Trump's rallies. And Hitler would absolutely love a well-oiled propaganda outlet like Fox News.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“It's so exhausting, so mentally and emotionally draining when you care about a drug addict and they never miss an opportunity to disappoint, manipulate or hurt you.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles
“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know what angry halfwits do in other countries? They throw potatoes.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“The NRA kills more Americans than Muslim terrorists do.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her? Or was God Christianity's first rapist?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
“When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he's looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
“People don't believe in God because it's true, but because they were the victims of early childhood indoctrination.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Dear millennials: Youth is fleeting. Stupid is forever.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Don't worry about offending people. Any time you write something thought provoking, some idiots will complain, because they hate it when you make them think.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, The Ugly Truth About Self-Publishing: Not another cookie-cutter contemporary romance
“If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People can do behind closed doors whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
“Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poop is exactly the same as behind the word shit. They all conjure up the same mental image in your head. So why are stool and poop "good" words, and shit is a "bad" word? Who decided that, and why am I bound by that decision?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
“The secret to good writing is to use small words for big ideas, not to use big words for small ideas.”
Oliver Markus Malloy
“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it, and let off steam. Maybe all that repressed anger is the reason why there are so many serial killers in America.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
“Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books makes you smarter. Reading dumb books makes you dumber.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Creativity takes courage. It takes courage to bare your soul for the world. It's like taking off your armor, although you know people have pointy sticks that they love to jab into soft flesh.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles
“Being a self-employed means you work 12 hours a day for yourself so you don't have to work 8 hours a day for someone else.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“In America, people with pre-existing mental health issues have access to firearms but not healthcare. Thanks, Republicans!”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME!” These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Bad Choices Make Good Stories: The Heroin Scene in Fort Myers
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person than you! And I judge you! I condemn you! Shame! Shame! SHAME!”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals
“Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?”
Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

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