Lost in London Quotes

“I’d heard people order coffee drinks whose names went on for half an hour . . . A double mocha joka jerky over ice with a peppermint twist and a Kansas City pickle on the side.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“The boat floated down the indoor river toward fog and screams. It got darker, and Ellie said, “I think I just tinkled.” Gordo, who was sitting next to her, said, “No, baby doll. I think that was me.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“I don’t know. Let me think. Do I want pie? Am I even hungry? Oh, this is a hard decision. Maybe I should call the DUH, YES, I LOVE PIE ASSOCIATION.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“I pictured myself falling off and getting trampled to death. Caroline would be beyond embarrassed, but I wouldn’t care because I’d be dead, and Ellie would have her fill of blood and guts until the sequel to Bloodsucking Zombies was released.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“VIP?” Ellie asked. “Ha-ha-ha! I said ‘pee’!”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“We need two things,” Caroline said. “Disguises, and to get those videos from the Tart Fart so that he can’t upload anything else to the Internet, or turn anything over to the police.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“You can climb out of your designer bag now. I’ve never actually seen someone try to fit inside a handbag. You gave it a good go. Let me try.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“Ellie said, “Give me the Pad-i, and I’ll type today.”

“Pad-i?” I asked.

“Yeah. Like ‘Pad Thai,’” she said.

I asked, “What’s wrong with ‘iPad’?”

“I thought it might be fun to change it. You know, see if it catches on.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“A regular Ferris wheel from a Wilmington carnival was like a dwarf planet compared to this gigantic wheel.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“How can a zombie be hot?” Sam asked. “I mean, they’re dead. They must smell terrible, and random body parts just fall off and tumble to the ground.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“Did you see that bloke’s fingers go into the blender? He didn’t even feel it. I think I want to be a zombie when I die.” “Too true,” Gordo said. “But with better hair.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“Sam picked up his hand-phone and looked at Ellie. “It’s the Shut Your Piehole Factory; they want to talk to you,” he said.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“Things were getting more un-boring by the minute. Maybe a little too de-bored-ified.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“This is bril. I can’t wait to shop. Very bril.” Okay, maybe one too many “brils,” but it was progress.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“Fine, the Drama Police called, and they said maybe I’m not a goner, but I won’t get a tart, which is pretty much the same thing. My blood sugar is low.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London

“We have big department stores like Bloomingdale’s and Saks Fifth Avenue. It’s like this place ate those stores and a carnival. Is there anything it doesn’t have?”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in London