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the language is quite boring and ordinary, and the dialogue is a bit drawn out. i do have the whole 6-book box set in my possession right now but i choose to employ the help of youtube audiobooks while i knit. it's okay. it's entertaining, so far.

this sad little pathetic man remembers his mistress threatening him if he dares to look at what she's doing and gets horny in an instant. hes the perfect specimen

oh this is a ROLLERCOASTER

this book is sort of supposed to be boring but i'm still sad that it is

this is fully a trickster book. i think i have found my gold mine for this semester and i shall be insufferable

THE DOG WAS POISONED AND THERE IS A TWO-PAGE DESCRIPTION IF IT SLOWLY DYING AND YOU KNOW WHATS THE WORST??? IT WAS A DACHSHUND AND MY PRECIOUS BABY PRINCESS IS A DACHSHUND. WHEN I TELL YOU IM SOBBING I AM NOT EXAGGERATING

taking a spy fiction class to fall in love with a novel wherein spying is barely even the point of the whole thing

this is cool this is cool this is cool OMG!!!!!

ah to live in the eighteenth century when the best way to escape a convent in disguise was to throw a bedsheet over yourself for every one will be convinced of witnessing a spirit and fail to prevent your flight

КАКИМ образом один-единствннный первый выпуск уже лучше чем вся предыдущая линейка я конечно преувеличиваю но КАКИМ образом это настолько хорошо

alright well this is a lot like Frankenstein like a LOT but so much more boring. Matthew buddy i put my faith in you and you really did me dirty

ладно танатос секси...... as he should be

ВЗРЫВАЮЩИЕСЯ ОШЕЙНИКИ?? ВЫ ЧЕ ИЗДЕВАЕТЕСЬ НАДО МНОЙ 🤡🤡🤡🤡

а андрей такой дурак дебил идиотище я не могууу ксюша мороносекшуал андрей говорит я не пойду ни с кем разговаривать и проблемы решать и ксюша снимает штаны

у бабблов явная фиксация на голодающих девчонок-сирот которые находят себе наставников и становятся киллерами

ксюща богиня ксюша вперде вот сначала она а потом все остальные

"The Monk has been called reactionary, racist, and sexist. There is some reason to call it all these things, but we should remember that it's also simply bad" we are ten pages into the introduction to this book and it is already shaping up to be my favourite of the year

no way im finishing this im so bored

this is my second romance novel this month (and this life) and everyone seems to have a thing for, uh, feet. is this like. uh. really common or am i just lucky like that

book has been convincing me this woman is pregnant for like 20 pages which i absolutely loathe to read about but NOW book tells me she is in fact being poisoned. lets GO baby

the tropes in here are DELICIOUS — fake marriage but he's starting to feel things for her. one unfortunate thing is the editing which is horrible but the writing itself is?? good??? it's good.

the current topic of conversation is his horse that is ugly but fast and strong. if this is foreshadowing him finding Grace ugly but eventually succumbing to her charm im gonna scream. what a fucking delight i adore this

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rereading for a book club HELL yes im excited

this man stands fully naked before the heroine that just spent a paragraph trying not to stare at his dick and the author tells me that he "cocked an eyebrow". this is exactly what i came here for

i am desperately craving something agonizingly cliché, horrendously pornographic, and i have also recently gotten back into my support-your-local-library mood. the first few pages already feature 1817 France with a single mention of Napoleon and also both parties that i assume are gonna get together by the end wake up naked in bed and start accusing the other of drugging them. this is incredible.

this is hilarious. Catherine my dear i dare say i know exactly how wrong your assumptions are and i know exactly why your poor book nerd heart is so full of hopes for a gothic thriller and i love you so much

"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible" she rlly said speak like a normal human person or shut the fuck up💀💀💀

the plot is so fascinatingly ordinary and dull yet this is the most entertained ive been in a while. jane austen rlly knows how to do it!!!!!!!

the fact that i started out the year with a 60-book goal thinking i'll finally read all the 500+ books and am finishing it with a 120-book goal because all i'm capable of consuming is comic book issues is tragically hilarious

i will now be rising from the ashes and documenting all the comic book volumes i've managed to read this year and am planning to read & adjusting my reading goal for the year accordingly. my condolences for the incoming spam