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this book rlly just mentioned dragonvale and jerked me back six years into a world of memories

okay so winston is like a MISOGYNIST misogynist

really big into the way this book plays w the implications of "macbeth will sleep no more;" like, having maria wander the grounds at night is just. such an eerie concept i love it

stan brandon

it really would have been so easy to make delilah a cardboard cutout Slutty Mean Bimbo Girl and im so glad she's not hdhdhbdb

was my first experience with king lear from reading this book in elementary school? yes. am i rereading it now, ten years later, because i’m three weeks into a lear hyperfixation? also yes

i just read a het sex scene. and for what? for what reason?

I FOUND THE FUCKGINWGWBGBW. THE BOOK THAT I READ WHEN I WAS LIKE 7 THAT TAUGHT ME ABOUT KING LEAR. THE BOOK THAT HAD ME GOOGLING STUFF LIKE "CHILDREN'S BOOK KING LEAR SISTERS" AND SHIT AT MIDNIGHT LAST WEEK. FOUND IT. FEELING GENIUS

"Chase turned to meet her gaze. She felt a funny tingle." litcherally just groaned out loud

oh this is so very Written By Man

“I felt an electric jolt as our eyes met for the same time.” NOOOOO DONT TELL ME THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HETEROSEXUAL

okay this is definitely on me for not being a spy/action/thriller novel person but i feel like i would be enjoying this so much more if none of the secret agent / action movie stuff was involved at all and it was just about a group of people who chose immortality and then the moral and social fallout from that

this has gotten better but i’m still unsure abt the writing style like. why switch to first person for three pages when there are 20something POVs

maybe i’m just cynical but this reeks of Written By Man. also, like, did literally none of these people plan ahead

lana/dahra could have been real. we could have had it all

[sam temple voice] “my girlfriend doesn’t wanna have sex with me so i guess i’m gonna mope around and cheat on her” like i hate to say it but i WILL just say it. the virgin sam temple vs the chad caine soren

i don't know that i trust cishet man writing gratuitous lesbophobia but at the same time i do stan these lesbians

okay this is like. love-triangle adjacent but it feels really well done? it doesn't feel like a love triangle for the sake of it; it feels like an honest depiction of the confusing mess that is trying to figure out dating when you're like 17

if anyone is wondering what the hell im doing. im going through the books in my basement dhbdbbw

1) Reid has 5 cats
2) the simonverse contains absolute legend Vihaan, who said trans rights and keeps a kitten in his pocket,

god this book sucks

no one:
astrid: god i hate disabled and mentally ill people

okay i talk a big show about caring solely about c**ne s*r*n but you know what? stan edilio or else

becky albertalli said florence wlws this one’s for you

i like that this book acknowledges that some teenagers have sex but also acknowledges that some teenagers are scared of and uncertain about it

fascinating how there isn't one (1) character in this book i'm actually invested in

who told aldous huxley he could use the word "pneumatic" in this way

i knew this book was good but i forgot how good it was until i started rereading it

the fact that other people on this website have used the shelf title "billy-shakes" makes me feel a certain kind of kinship

had a moment of character development last night when i decided to get rid of all my c@ssandra cl@re books because if i really want to hate-read them i can go to the library. would like to thank marie kondo and the academy for this personal growth -