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"Gaela might prefer to murder him instead. He shuddered with the thrill of the idea." well there might not be any gay people in this book but at least ban is providing bottom rep 💯

sorry for updating every 10 minutes w this goddamn book but "he didn't do it on purpose" / "but he did do it" lines that hit you RIGHT in the king lear

OKAY THIS WITCHCRAFT SCENE FUCKS

my opinion on this book is sinking but god. elia thinking that she can’t believe ban betrayed his own brother and then knowing that thought is a lie... hits

damn not to be a mainstream sheeple but this shakespeare guy really has The Sauce huh

the irony of this book saying “if this quick tempo seemeth unforgiving // remember: ‘twas far harder in the living” and then two pages later referencing the stormy daniels thing. you know. the thing i completely fucking forgot happened bc of the sheer volume of the other wild shit that’s happened

one of the allusions is to ERNEST SHACKLETON... the way the target audience of this book is me

LIKENING INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS TO SIRENS... 🧠

imp's schizophrenia: [affects her thinking style and thus very clearly affects her writing style as she tells her own memoir]

me, whose mental illnesses affect my thinking & thus writing style: haha... i do that...

(this book is so fucking good guys)

DID TH. DID THEY JUST HAVE A FUCKING THREESOME??? BAN BISEXUAL MOMENTS??? HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERPRET THE END OF THIS SCENE I-

restarted this bc i’m reading So Many Things At Once but god it is hard to overstate how good this first chapter is

GOODREADS FRIENDS IM SORRY FOR THE SPAM TODAY'S PROCRASTINATION ACTIVITY WAS WRITING REVIEWS FOR THINGS I NEVER REVIEWED BUT STILL HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT

THE KID IN MY CLASS JUST SAID AENEAS IS MEDIEVAL GREG HEFFLEY I CANT FUSCKDSGSDBFBEWFHNGDGBDSKFNSD I CAN TOD THIS

this book is really like. all the gods but especially juno said "aeneas we hate your pussy specifically." anyway i can't believe virgil invented fridging 🤩

10 books on the tbr... cheers bro ill drink to that

let's go transgenders

MAR-IAGO...

i appreciate the immediate establishment of brona as a milf but like. maybe we could do this from a pov that isn’t her son’s

you hate to see it but i'm actually wishing i knew more about the trump administration so i could get a few more of these jokes

the vibe check on this one has been inconclusive so far but if “lady mactrump has an unrequited over-the-top love for lord o’bama” becomes a real thing i can say about it. my rating will go up so fucking fast for the sheer absurdity

norris i will kiss you on the lips

i truly just spent time pruning my to-read shelf and then went "now let me add all the books on this trans/nonbinary rec list" and i'm right

OH A FRUIT AT LAST??? SO glad we all looked at edgar kinglear and went “you’re bi”

gaela being referred to as she and a prince in the same sentence gave me an INCREDIBLE shot of dopamine

"what do you mean about this needing to be more homo" i mean these two girls just kissed on the lips but like in a friend way