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genuinely kind of incredible how little has happened in the 200 pages since the great comet section, where So Much happened,

truly he loses me every time he starts (VERY repeatedly) beating the reader over the head with “every single action that’s ever happened in history is predestined by god”

DOLOKHOV!!!!!!!! HOW MANY HUNDRED PAGES HAS IT BEEN SINCE IVE SEEN DOLOKHOV...

nothing but respect for tolstoy for doing enough research work to actually correct historians’ accounts of these battles. i still don’t wanna read it though 💔

t. toe sucking scene?

me and my 100.8 degree fever stumbling through tolstoyprose: andrei my best friend andrei

the g’s in in gargi actually stand for girlboss

finished v3p1 at LAST after having to take like three weeks off for play tech DKHSFKBDSFSFB. glad to get back into it. that said i do not understand why everyone in this book is so obsessed w the tsar like... he's not gonna fuck you bro. if a rich politician threw biscuits from a balcony at ME i would simply get my guillotine. rip to the wap characters but i'm different i suppose

this argument between mischa and nate is getting me because i am and have been both of them... feeling battered

“It wasn’t [funny], at the time. Well, maybe it kind of was. Who has a breakdown when they’re fourteen?” cheers bro i’ll drink to that

FINALLY representation for people who see fake skulls and instinctively go “alas, poor yorick!”—

NOT THE BANGS AKSDHFKSBDFKDSMFNDNSF

certain parts of this are just like. TOO close for comfort. i know this book is like. lighthearted but . "i could have been HAPPY" i'm going to eat drywall actually

does anyone know like. where to get musical/play scripts i just read like three pages of the big fish musical script backstage during a completely different show and remembered being in the pit orchestra for that and now i'm foaming

just finished part 1 and this is so fucking good so far

this is really good so far but it's also bringing back the sting from the [redacted] rejection 😔

i am fully obsessed w jeet after only knowing him for like four pages. as a character in his own right and as an interpretation of edgar kinglear. the only intelligible thing my brain is producing is "gay edgar characters stay winning" but i promise it's more than that

I CANT STAND THIS SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD MANSLUT

WHY ARENT ANY OF THESE PLACES ON THE MAPPPPPP

maybe i can manifest billy/arsinoe gay/lesbian solidarity if i will it hard enough

#justheterosexualthings: making out with / possibly having sex with a total stranger after one of you washes up on the beach with hypothermia and the other saves your life and hugs you to keep you warm also again you are total strangers and one of you is half dead

holy headhopping, batman

arsinoe's complete lack of interest in this boy + the fact that she has short hair. i know she's not a lesbian but a butch can dream

ah, high fantasy names. arsinoe, mirabella, billy,

the worldbuilding in this is sick as fuck and so i am closing my eyes against portents of impending heterosexuality

jivan i fucking love you. his narrative voice >>>

going back to 1812 to give andrei and pierre ssris