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max theodore is on page 79 of 389 of They Both Die at the End (They Both Die at the End, #1)

this really has me thinking about my gravestone at 4:36 pm

— Jul 25, 2021 02:36PM 6 comments

They Both Die at the End (They Both Die at the End, #1)

max theodore is on page 87 of 208 of A Separate Peace

brinker hadley ass passage

— Jul 25, 2021 09:27AM Add a comment

max theodore is starting Thunderstar's Echo (Warriors Novellas, #12)

"why are you bothering to read this max" idk why did they bother to write it. none of us had to be here

— Jul 24, 2021 09:17PM Add a comment

Thunderstar's Echo (Warriors Novellas, #12)

max theodore is on page 219 of 260 of The Chosen and the Beautiful

“Tom hadn’t yet twigged to the fact that there were in fact several kinds of institutions attacking his precious country stretched out in the suite.” HELP…

— Jul 24, 2021 07:29PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 225 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

okay i was joking around but why is samwell tarly so gay coded actually

— Jul 24, 2021 05:13PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 220 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

oh homophobia! we got our first homophobia!

— Jul 24, 2021 05:02PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 56 of 260 of The Chosen and the Beautiful

"A person could never fill that place. It would take a story." oh this is a good fucking retelling.

— Jul 21, 2021 05:51PM 2 comments

max theodore is on page 60 of 208 of A Separate Peace

all right! saw that one coming about half a second before it happened and it still hit!

— Jul 20, 2021 04:02PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 87 of 294 of Henry V

that speech just made me stop hating the english for 36 lines

— Jul 19, 2021 11:09AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 69 of 294 of Henry V

we poppin the biggest bottles re: me not having to hear falstaff talk anymore

— Jul 18, 2021 07:58PM Add a comment

max theodore is starting Henry V

i can't remember if this one is supposed to be good and i don't care i just want to see hal

— Jul 17, 2021 05:44PM 1 comment

max theodore is on page 36 of 260 of The Chosen and the Beautiful

“having a gay time now?” yeah i think they really are.

— Jul 17, 2021 11:44AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 19 of 260 of The Chosen and the Beautiful

holy FUCK this is good

— Jul 17, 2021 11:20AM 2 comments

max theodore is starting The Chosen and the Beautiful

i DO not have time to reread gatsby before i read this but i am just insane enough to feel weirdly guilty about that

— Jul 17, 2021 09:55AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 32 of 208 of A Separate Peace

i feel like i've heard mixed reviews of this one but i'm REALLY enjoying it so far. "where are the manic pixie dream BOYS" phineas aseparatepeace is right there

— Jul 17, 2021 09:07AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 149 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

jon voice i’m not like other girls

— Jul 16, 2021 04:51PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 122 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

RENLY. IS THIS THE GAY BITCH

— Jul 15, 2021 04:08PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 220 of 336 of The Brightest Night (Wings of Fire, #5)

glory and deathbringer have so many rights

— Jul 11, 2021 10:09AM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 114 of 336 of The Brightest Night (Wings of Fire, #5)

smolder :handshake: deathbringer
im deciding you're a he/him lesbian

— Jul 10, 2021 03:40PM Add a comment

max theodore is starting Henry IV, Part 2

i have so many "real" things to read today this is so embarrassing but my brain is on hal (and hotspur) hyperfixation lockdown

— Jul 10, 2021 12:17PM 4 comments

max theodore is starting Henry IV, Part 1

im fucking crazy. but i am... free

— Jul 06, 2021 08:26PM 2 comments

max theodore is on page 62 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

“joffrey is truly a little shit” he’s twelve have you ever met a twelve year old that didn’t make you want to salt the earth

— Jul 04, 2021 06:04PM 1 comment

max theodore is on page 31 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

the way i’m enlisting my mother to help me understand the lore here bc she’s on book five. anyway daenerys i’m going to take your brother’s throat out with my teeth

— Jul 04, 2021 03:35PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 20 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

man he really just does drop you directly into it huh. what are all these capitalized words about george

— Jul 04, 2021 01:27PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 71 of 336 of The Brightest Night (Wings of Fire, #5)

qibli's gay little earring lmfao

— Jul 03, 2021 08:16PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 223 of 288 of History of Wolves

there are so many lines in this book that hit so hard in the context of the entire book but the one getting me rn is “Everything she did, she did it when she should have known better.”

— Jul 03, 2021 09:47AM 1 comment

max theodore is on page 151 of 288 of History of Wolves

jesus christ.

— Jul 02, 2021 09:04PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 77 of 290 of Richard II

tricky dick’s land extortion scheme

— Jul 01, 2021 03:46PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 89 of 288 of History of Wolves

this is still going hard as hell btw

— Jul 01, 2021 03:46PM Add a comment

max theodore is on page 17 of 694 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

ngl the prologue sanded my brain a lil but the first chapter slapped. me 🤝 elena: “yes i know there are ice zombies or whatever but EYE want to see the complicated family politics”

— Jul 01, 2021 03:44PM Add a comment

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