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max theodore
is on page 31 of 694
the way i’m enlisting my mother to help me understand the lore here bc she’s on book five. anyway daenerys i’m going to take your brother’s throat out with my teeth
— Jul 04, 2021 03:35PM
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max theodore
is on page 582 of 694
“One of his companions was even a woman: Dacey Mormont, Lady Maege’s eldest daughter and heir to Bear Island, a lanky six-footer who had been given a morningstar at an age when most girls were given dolls.” new wife spotted
— Aug 14, 2021 03:00PM
max theodore
is on page 482 of 694
i can’t take the name osha seriously i’m just like. osha violation
— Aug 12, 2021 06:42PM
max theodore
is on page 429 of 694
i know [spoiler] means the whole realm is about to go to shit for everyone but i cannot bring myself to be sad about it lmfao FUCK that old man
— Aug 11, 2021 08:12PM
max theodore
is on page 363 of 694
“and, it was whispered, notoriously uninterested in the intimate charms of women” i KNOW this book was published in 1990 i have no clue why germ’s euphemisms are this funny to me. say a slur george it’s okay i’ll let you reclaim it *surreptitiously hitting record on my phone*
— Aug 07, 2021 04:42PM
max theodore
is on page 322 of 694
i want to crawl inside jaime lannister’s brain and study him like a bug. by which i mean i want lannister pov
— Aug 05, 2021 01:45PM
