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“Two applicants indicated that they were in recovery from homosexual impulses, and Marianne liked to imagine them falling off the wagon together.”

fujo representation ☺️

“Eric said everybody knew that you should stay away from big windows during storms. ‘Do not assume I know what everybody knows!’ Marianne had shouted into her computer. ‘I do not have that sort of knowledge!’”

oh she’s just like me fr

hello to MY BEST FRIEND asshole research transport

"I guess my question is: Is the new you the stranger? Or is the stranger the person you leave behind?"

lines that did irreparable damage to me age 13

based on how i felt about bridge barsamian when i was a 13-year-old girl, she should perhaps try testosterone

this really is one of the greatest middle grade books ever written and i also don't want anyone to read it because the key to my soul is in here and we can't have everyone seeing that

yknow that quote attributed to camus that says the literal meaning of life is whatever you’re doing that stops you from killing yourself? i think this whole book is about that

twitching a little about mitchell pointing out that “sexuality” is an anachronism but also saying flatly that 1300s england was homophobic and thought homosexuality was evil… like yes but also homosexuality the concept didn’t exist yet it was more complicated,., it was special homophobia… <— the whole point of this book is pop history i’m just incorrigible

[photo caption] “The murder of Thomas Becket, from a fifteenth-century chronicle. Note the monk on the right doing fuck all about it.”

“Like a boy he looked, almost lost.” armand de age regression strikes again

who would win: centuries of self-loathing repeated ingrained satanist cult logic vs. lestat voice “no u”

this american life podcast mentioned???

AI SEX ‼️ ‼️

HIIIIIIIIIII BABYGIRL

it’s not that i thought you were all kidding about gabrielle lioncourt transmasc but i didn’t think it would be this explicit

“I was thinking about her as if there were tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…” okay i’ll kill myself

"Becoming a murderer is supposed to be a violent thing. All he is right now is still."

armand watching lestat barge onto stage to have an existential mania crashout: 🟠🟠

eldritch ai horatio <3

act 1: i'm back in the fucking building again!!!

hayden fringe... oh yes

now THIS is an ocd hamlet

they call him guy who won't stop starting books

don't even worry about this. i'm being peer pressured

i like that turning gives you free sensory overload

i'm going to read this whole series this time i mean it

the midsummer night's dream chapter is definitely the best in this book if only for the phrases "renaissance furry fandom" and "aristotle, the first ponyboy"

maybe live theater is the only thing that matters in the world

theater kid philosophizing himself into an existential crisis so bad it gets manic-dissociative… i hate to say this but he’s kind of the realest to ever do it

“partners in sin” uh huh