max theodore > Recent Status Updates

white louis’s obsessive-compulsive deep philosophical depression vs. armand hitting him with Facts And Logic like “well if satan is real then god made him so children of satan are children of god” like an autistic parisian ben shapiro

“a shocking profusion of gas light” yeah i bet

napoleon iii… victor hugo mentioned (implicitly) (via the shadow of victor hugo looming over everything i do)

eleanor of aquitane... just like from the lion in winter

jacob strane you evil motherfucker

“Embarrassment creeps up my spine as I realize he probably wasn’t thinking about me at all in that moment. There isn’t a single moment when I’m not thinking about him.”

bangs my head into the wall

malcolm iii of scotland mentioned... just like in macbeth

“But even in these moments, when the ship slept and all the world slept, neither heaven nor hell seemed more than a tormenting fancy. To know, to believe, in one or the other…that was perhaps the only salvation for which I could dream.”

ocd ass vampire

books that make you want to visit new orleans again

the real question is. do i count toward the reading challenge the fact that im about to reread every dear dumb diary book i found in my house

the quality jump after we meet claudia is insane. thank you claudia

vampiric equivalent of poking a hole in the condom to baby trap your partner

lestat running into louis’s shut window like a bird… scooby doo type scene

the thing is that white louis is just so boring.

33% of this book is block quotes from the plays and the other 66 is Just Harold’s Opinion Straight Up

the much ado chapter brings up good ideas but it seems so half-baked and way too short... someday i will have to write the Politically Aromantic Reading Of Much Ado paper myself

why did becomjng a vampire like… make white louis a feminist. and also not cure the racism even a little

"Lestat was being a perfect idiot." thesis

did anne rice really get mad at fandom about THIS. i have read gay erotica that wasn't this gayly erotic

one foot in the darkness (getting so excited about the don’t be afraid just start the tape quote moment that i am too hype to keep reading for thirty minutes) and one foot in a hello kitty roller skate (why the fuck is white louis wearing a cape to the club)

parts of this are playing in my head in tbe voice of philomela cunk

“He says fifteen years old is a strange thing, a real paradox. That in the middle of your adolescence, you’re the bravest you’ll ever be because of how the brain works at this age, the combination of malleability and arrogance.

‘Right now,’ he says, ‘at fifteen, you probably feel older than you will at eighteen or twenty.’”

okay. lights my hair on fire

the taming of the shrew chapter is doing nothing for me but i'm just so happy that it's about latin being sexy instead of about reading kate and petruchio as bdsm that i don't even care

YAYYYY LESBIANISM

“Courage was measured not by the danger one faced but by what one was willing to renounce for love.” not even wrong per se but rand this is why you have problems

rand i fear your male and female crushes may get lavender married

this is definitely the plant magic version of an eating disorder

christ alive i don't care about sad straightman mcaffair

calling upon everything i forgot in the sixth grade wisconsin glacial landscape features unit for this

how can the same guy say silvia deserves to hit proteus with a plank but also that petruchio and katherine are going to have the happiest marriage in shakespeare. what is your damage