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i know i’m the aeneid guy but how am i NOT supposed to think about the aeneid. they went down to the underworld. there’s harpies

daniel m. lavery the man that you are

anybody got good recs for irish books? literature, but also and especially history--will be visiting next year and i fear i know very little irish history

everyone is soooooo up asriel’s ass. well i remember what he did and i don’t forgive him

“Calla’s anger gives way to frustration. There is no reason for them to be at odds. No extenuating circumstances, no rules set upon them. They could simply choose to stop being at each other’s throats.”

see it doesn’t get better just because you lampshade it

“[August] offered a sardonic smile to end the conversation and Galipei shut up in an instant, the same way that mortal sacrifices stilled in the presence of their gods, a second prior to being consumed.”

enough about anton and calla i need more of these toxic homo bitches

if i had a nickel for every story i’d read where the protagonist’s dick fell off it would be this and zebulon finch

MY DICK FELL OFF

feeling, as always, exceedingly normal re: "i had a dream about you"

“You lied!”
“No,” said Lyra, “I lied. Will doesn’t lie. You didn’t think of that.”

i love her so much it’s unreal

genuinely impossible to describe the way "your life is over anyway. / you're in the eighth grade. you know these things" makes me feel without taking part in what is colloquially known as a traumadump

i love how this book is like

adults: you are pawns. do what we say
will and lyra: no + ratio + fuck you + giant bear

YOOOOOO EDMUND SPENSER QUOTE. I KNOW THAT GUY

today my mom asked me if i had a crush on roy cohn

the original symptom list of adhd called it a "morbid defect of moral control" me having executive function i'm afraid

help i accidentally paused this on a cliffhanger and forgot

i love the mulefa so much it's unreal

NOT HE USES THEY/THEM NOW

i love this book the same page contains “I think of how keenly I’ve been wrong. I think of all the gods I have made out of feeble men.” and also “As he benefits not at all from Mario Kaet’s affirmative action and disappears into the dark,”

“I’ve already done the work with Eric. He knows when I got my first period and I know he is decent to waitstaff, and I’m not interested in sucking the cock of a stranger who has potentially made a waitress cry.”

i’m going to have a very transgender december so my goal is to read one of these stories per day. which will be easy since i only have 63737373838 other things to do

"The women who love women wrote a song for the faggots. It was called, 'Anything you do that the men don't like is o.k. by us.'"

“The faggots have accepted all that they know and see as the way things are and so can no longer be shocked. The men live in the fantasy that everyone is like them and so are constantly shocked.”

“The faggots have accepted all that they know and see as the way things are and so can no longer be shocked. The men live in the fantasy that everyone is like them and so are constantly shocked.”

was trying to put my finger on what the dynamics here remind me of. i think this is detransition, baby for cis people. or rather detransition, baby is this for trans people

i think edie and rebecca should have sex. it would solve nothing and make everything worse

"I find myself becoming sentimental about... the whiff of Lysol & ink, the stack of someone's homemade zines on the sink, & this very stairwell, in which I have regularly pleaded for student loan deferrals & set up pelvic exams. I have said goodbye enough times to know that departure has a way of gilding what are, at best, slow quotidian deaths, but still each time I think of everything I will lose."

is it possible on this website to sort by highest/lowest number of ratings? not star value, just number

can’t tell if this is a milton reference or just scathing church satire